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RIP Sam Niell
Folks are posting about Jurassic Park, but you will always be one of the best adaptations of Merlin

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look im not saying aromanticism makes characters more interesting automatically but yeah no thats exactly what im saying
I want "just friends" to not exclude sex. I honestly want to be "just friends" with my sexual partners. Like, I still love you and adore you. I cherish your presence immensely. But I'm not looking to get married or become the center of your life.
I want to be your friend, and I want to fuck your brains out.
more people should fuck their friends, not as an act of flirting or chasing after romance with said friend but like as an act of fucking their friends, more people should do that
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Soulmates as a horror concept.
You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.
There's no way to stop it.
There's no way to say "no."
You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.
Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.
shout-out to all the aspecs who's orientation is because of trauma
shout-out to all the loveless and heartless folks who became that way because of trauma
shout-out to all the queer people who's queerness is tied to trauma
shout-out to everyone who lost some part of themselves or changed fundamentally because of something that happened to them
shout-out to everyone with anger and resentment for losing things about themself or for being changed beyond their control
shout-out to everyone who carries the grief of what they used to be along with the joy of who they are now
we, as a society, have moved on way too fast from friend crushes.
love being alloaro love being aromantic love not feeling romantic attraction love experiencing love as an all encapsulating experience and not purely romantic love having no interest in a romantic relationship love not feeling the need to be in a romantic relationship love that my lack of romantic attraction is a core part of my identity love everything about my aromanticism
I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you
Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

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Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit
I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.
"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."
Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.
The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."
Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does
BRB, writing an essay arguing that, since the number of people doing character build theorycrafting is anecdotally much greater than the number of people engaged in active group-based play at any given time, Dungeons & Dragons in its modern form should properly be classified as a solo journalling game.
TTRPG products exist on this spectrum, I think.
A bunch, especially the glut of slickly priced licensed games, are mostly made to be flipped through & have you imagine playing them. Something like Avatar Legends or The One Ring spent exponentially more money and effort on getting the IP & making the book pretty than writing rules or testing them. Neither game is really unplayable, but the systems are full of amateurish hiccups and half baked ideas.
The primary experience these books provide is imagining a good Middle Earth or Avatar RPG you could be playing.
Contrast that with something like Mothership, Mythic Bastionland, or Basic Fantasy. Some have nice layouts (you do eat with your eyes first), but theyâre focused on play. Their rules are compact & modular. By the first hour of reading them theyâve described how to start playing. Theyâve stripped down character building and campaign mechanics; removing stuff that you can theorycraft or daydream about but slows down play.
Hell, thereâs even stuff out like Pendragon that makes character creation/advancement a cooperative exercise during play.
So yeah. This isnât a shit post. Most games in the space are functionally solo games, where the primary activity is imagining playing the game with a group. 5e/5.5/2024 D&D is among them, especially with character builds and people who hunt for spell edge cases.
So I wrote the essay, I guess.
been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter
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Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please donât let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesnât seem to have anything to say
such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

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OP: Why couldnât traditional Chinese YinpiaoéśçĽ¨/silver drafts be forged if they were merely slips of paper? (cr大ćĺŽéďźć¸čś)
Traditional Chinese yinpiao/silver drafts were paper vouchers issued by private banks starting from the Song Dynasty(960â1279). People could exchange these slips for physical silver at bank branches across the country.
Silver drafts were made in multiple copies with matching serrated seal edges. One copy went to the customer and others stayed at the bank. All edges had to fit perfectly together to withdraw silver. The unique split edge marks were almost impossible to copy.
This mechanism is known as qifengéŞçź (split-joint seal) in China. It first originated in the Western Zhou Dynasty (1046â771 BC). The Rites of Zhou records that contracts were written on bamboo or wooden slips in duplicate. Notches and marks were carved in the middle before splitting the slips, with each party keeping one half. The two halves would be matched by their notches for verification.
During the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods (770â221 BC), this idea evolved into hufuč珌/tiger tally tokens. A military tally was split into two pieces with identical inscriptions carved along the split edge. Troops could only be deployed if the patterns and characters on both halves perfectly aligned, serving as a metal version of the split-joint anti-counterfeiting system.
The technology matured in the Tang Dynasty (618â907). Government documents and private contracts commonly used split-joint seals stamped across the dividing line. The Chinese character "hetongĺĺ" (contract) was written across the middle before the paper was torn apart, so the complete characters would only appear when the two halves were put together. This split-coupon system was later adopted for Song Dynasty (960â1279) jiaozi paper money and yinpiao/silver drafts of the Ming and Qing dynasties (1368â1912).
Official Song dynasty paper money (Jiaozi交ĺ) was abolished in 1107. Private silver drafts issued by Qing-era piaohaoçĽ¨čĄ (ancient exchange banks) vanished completely in 1951, hit hard by modern banks and currency reforms. Nowadays silver drafts no longer circulate as currency. Their collectible value depends on their rarity and physical condition.
Split-joint seals (éŞçźçŤ qifengzhang)are still widely used on important paper documents in modern China, an anti-tampering technique passed down from ancient times. They are applied across the edge of multi-page contracts, bidding documents and official archives. If any page is removed or replaced, the broken seal pattern can prove the file has been altered.
OMG I got so excited about this because they used a really similar (though far less refined) version of this for contracts in the European medieval period!
First they were called "chirographs", but later the word "indenture" (in its earliest meaning as just a legal document of any kind between two people) came to be used, originating from the practice of a contract being written twice on a single piece of parchment and then cut in half with serrated edges (as in dent, "teeth" -> indents -> indenture) in order for each party to take one half, so they could later piece them together and verify that there had been no forgery -- same as the Chinese silver drafts!
(Charter of the ClerecĂa de Ledesma, 1252, showing the serrated indents at the top -- presumably they are cutting rather than tearing because they're using parchment, which I expect is much harder to tear than wood-pulp paper like the Chinese were using)
Delights me when human beings find similar ways to solve the same problem at two different ends of the world. <3
No Iâm not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know Iâm your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when youâve got me tied up like this.
No look I get it. Youâve got your evil plan, youâve gotta get me out of the way but you also want to see me suffer as I watch the world burn, I know. But like, Iâm not into this. Sexually or otherwise. Wait, you thought I was doing this because I liked you? Iâm trying to stop you from using a death laser. No I donât think death lasers are sexy what on earth are you talking about
Wait. Thatâs why you dress like that? I thought that armor was impractical. No I donât find our relationship to be homoerotic I find it to be tedious. Look, man. We all keep trying to get you into therapy. No Iâm not kink shaming you Iâm saying youâve completely misinterpreted this relationship. I actually do think you should answer for your war crimes. Yes, really. No youâre the one not listening to me in this situation. Yes that is the alarm the others will have cut all your wires and called in the fbi by now.
What do you mean you thought we had something special? I have other enemies. Youâre not the only one. No Iâm not doing kinky things with them either I blow up their nefarious devices. Speaking of which, you might want to move like⌠ten feet to your right.
No, enemies to enemies. And then still enemies.
Cannot stress enough how lovers will never be part of this equation even a little bit
The henchmen in the tags who have been assuring the villain since the beginning that âof course he likes you back, why else would he keep coming to destroy your death lasersâ
The henchmen have been reading too many romance novels.
Awfully defensive are we? I think the henchmen are onto something.
You know I didnât intend for this character I made up to be aromantic but this whole post has turned into being arospec at a family reunion simulator