愛王国 Mandy.

do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

just saw the absolutely incredible typo “getting fucked soggy style” and now it’s going to rattle around my brain like a pebble in an empty soda can

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

red classic tabby

Just learned about letters. Which are the things these words are made up of. Watch. euyrtgclkanzpomxbviqsdjhfw

I was being stalked through my house by Slenderman and I finally got fed up enough that I took a metal chair and beat the shit outta him.

Good, go for the legs

tumblr won't let me scroll past this post. This is the last post to ever exist

i just wish it was easier. like. in general