I was told my old title was dumb

Oil on canvas

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

Every time I listen to the Blue Swede cover of "Hooked on a Feeling" I'm struck by how relatively little ooga chaka it contains for a song that's literally only known for ooga chaka.

as someone who was introduced to the song by Captain Hook on Far Far Away Idol, I was kinda taken aback by the ooga chackas the first time I heard the original

As touched on in the initial post, the ooga chakas aren't in the 1968 original either. They were introduced in a 1971 cover by Jonathan King, and later popularised by the 1973 Blue Swede cover.

i think when you compare it to other songs its actually a lot more oooha chackas than most normal songs have. so it depends honestly

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

Straight people being weird about what does and does not count as "having sex" is definitely an issue worth addressing, but you're not going to get a complete picture of the problem if don't acknowledge that it goes way beyond litigating the boundaries of cisgender heterosexuality. I grew up around some fairly religious communities, I have seen people argue in all apparent sincerity that it doesn't count as sex if you don't stick it all the way in. We're talking the Zeno's Paradox of fucking here.

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

I've been using Vimm's Lair for years, I have yet to see a single bad link or virus on the entire site. It's arguably the safest and most comprehensive archive of video games in existence. Preserved history

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

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