pandora and the backseat drivers

sex is great but have you considered fangs in your neck

i don't think i've properly expressed how much of a pervert i am for thorough documentation

and when the color coded sticker tabs come out? panties hit the FLOOR

Strahd you greedy bastard you’ve already got three wives you do not need to keep tormenting the same woman in every one of her reincarnations

If you want to torment another woman for a change, I volunteer!

(there's plenty of space in the crypts.)

The Murderbot Diaries are a power fantasy about being aromantic and still developing extremely important dedicated emotionally intimate partnerships where you are a top priority in a person's life, equal to their other family or romantic attachments despite your own emotional difficulties. And having guns in your arms

you're stuck in second person but you actually kinda like it here

@funnier-as-a-system?

Us: No one else was gonna write it!