pandora and the backseat drivers

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

i fucking love megan thee stallion she's so iconic and amazing omg

And when you think of what she's gone through... Losing both her parents and her grandmother so she has little close family, shot in a domestic dispute and not believed by the masses despite going through a harrowing trial that WASN'T EVEN HERS, constantly sexually harassed and mocked by endless scores of jealous stinky men on the internet with AI and meme sexual photos, let down by half of the pick me women in the rap game friend and foe alike, every man she's dated has turned out to be some sort of loser, hater, or cheater because they're so insecure around her blessings...

Person A: "I need more friends."