The Cryptic Chemist

remember the first time you heard take me to church on the radio and it felt like your spine was being ripped out? good times

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

“It takes a pet like no problem, not afraid at all. That’s a great cat right there.”

dragon age player characters should be allowed to swim

like if mr. skyrim can swim while wearing full armor made out of rocks or whatever, my inquisitor dressed in light armor should be allowed to swim too instead of dying instantly if water level comes above his knees

Mr. Skyrim,,,,,,

yeah, him. mr. skyrim, the guy who screams at dragons and eats bees.

both of those things are things the dragonborn does but you shouldnt say it

mr. skyrim eats giant toes and secretly puts potatoes in people’s pockets

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this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done