Aromantic Humor

crushes dont exist they made those up for hanahaki disease

Shoutout to people for whom aromantic is also a gender. Gotta be one of my, you guessed it, favorite genders.

everybody knows you can't be "attracted" to people they made that shit up as a prank

[ID: tumblr tag that reads "'attraction' lmao are you a magnet". End ID]

@aspecmemesdaily

Day 563

"There is plenty of fish in the sea" and I'm a vegetarian

"Man, as an aromantic person, Valentines Day must suck--" WRONG! All my involuntarily single friends are moping. All my coupled-up friends are stressing about putting together an activity. I am having a perfectly nice day knowing I can buy cheap candy tomorrow.

ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to be the grinch but for valentine's day #loveloses #aromanticismwins

"im lovesick" "im lovesick" uhmm you didnt get the love vaccine?? cmon :/

Aromantic? Like a candle that smells good?

No, that's aromatic. Aromantic is when you act independently outside of external control.

No, that's automatic. Aromantic is the time in history roughly around 1798 and lasting until 1837.

No, that’s the romantic period. Aromantic is having a shape that reduces drag or air resistance.

no that’s aerodynamic. Aromantic is when you’re a member of Greek hero Jason’s crew.

Aromantic? Like a candle that smells good?

No, that's aromatic. Aromantic is when you act independently outside of external control.

No, that's automatic. Aromantic is the time in history roughly around 1798 and lasting until 1837.

Reminder to all aspecs that baseball bats exist. You know, if someone is being a dick to you

live, laugh, garlic bread

“there is no straight explanation for this” neither is there a gay one. there is however an aromantic one

there’s no other solution. i have to get MORE aromantic.