Randomness

One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

@cynaram

“Ah, a heritage crop.”

The shipping forecast.

The Fandom Almanac

“I think I’m going to sow some rarepairs this season. Don’t know what the market for ‘em will be, but I can eat ‘em if nobody else wants to.”

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

Oh mein gott its the original fucking post

it feels like im looking at the mona lisa

Red Marge

"I feel an aching desire to speak to you and take up your time and attention" most normal thing to think about someone

Real normal reblog to like ratio on this one girls

12 years of neil banging out the tunes!

16 YEARS OF NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES!!

20 YEARS OF NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

#exactly!!!!!!!#but also my blorbos are perfect and did nothing wrong ever in their little fictional lives#this is not because they didn't do fucked up things#it's because the fucked up things they did were entertaining to me personally and thus were the correct things to do#hope that helps!!!! (tags from @yorkshireteabagging)

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

Cannot overstate how many flavours of bullshit disguised as political opinion can be shut down by “none of my business” or “don’t be rude”

pluto (the celestial body) told me that it’s actually kind of upsetting how much you guys insist on her being a planet. she says it feels like you don’t like her for who she is and you’d prefer an imagined version of her instead. what’s so terrible about being a dwarf planet, she asked me. does she have to be a “real” planet to be worthy of love?

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