AroAceMagicStar

The real horseshoe theory.

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

Here’s an old aro meme from 2011, which was before the rise of the “Ace Discourse” around 2015 (which may have started out as backlash in response to The Trevor Project deciding to include asexual people around that time). This meme format uses an aardvark to represent aromantic people. At the time, axolotls were often used in similar memes to represent asexuals, so the aromantic aardvark was chosen as the aromantic equivalent of the asexual axolotl. Aardvarks were considered to be somewhat of a mascot for the aromantic community for some time, though they have become less popular as a symbol in recent years.

This reads like a museum guide showing one of the most prestigious pieces in an exhibit

Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”

so rare and beautiful when the art is exactly the image u saw in your mind

certified chicken post

One must imagine Sasha being so incompetent in the kitchen that when she cooks with Anne, she's only allowed to like. Put vegetables that Anne chopped up in a bowl along with other ingredients Anne already put in measuring cups. Like when you have a toddler who wants to help so you let them think they're helping.

Thinking about post amphibia high school sashanne where they're still hopelessly codependent on each other because they're so traumatized they feel like they can't handle being with anyone else

And it's not like their old dynamic because Sasha is so scared of controlling Anne again it swings the other way where she is hyper sensitive to all of Anne's needs and what she can do for her because she still feels like she has to atone for how she acted in their friendship in the past and the events in amphibia, all the while being SO controlling with herself and restricting herself from basically everything that could make her happy because she thinks she needs to earn it. And Anne is processing her post death guardian status and so badly wants to keep it a secret that she's lying to Sasha's face and feels suffocated by all of her attentiveness and the way Sasha is essentially putting her up on a pedestal. And they're both deeply aware that no one else would possibly understand what they went through together, and so they end up being unable to form new friendships and connections because a huge part of them still remains in amphibia.

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

Credits to the murderer

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

Support your local assassins

”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”

Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder

I’m never leaving this fucking app.

LEGENDARY MOMENT

Love is real

@mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

Is it ok if i swear?

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

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yes go on

im nervous

fu…

fuc

fuck.

fuck

fuck!

FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

calm down buddy

sorry…

DONT LOSE YOUR CONFIDENCE SO FAST NEVER GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS

You know what? You’re right! FUCK!

Amazing

One must imagine Sasha being so incompetent in the kitchen that when she cooks with Anne, she's only allowed to like. Put vegetables that Anne chopped up in a bowl along with other ingredients Anne already put in measuring cups. Like when you have a toddler who wants to help so you let them think they're helping.