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I'm not getting paid to do the emotional labor for you.

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loveridden1999

person (non-practicing)

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the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

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Land lubbers be like "sea monsters aren't real". My matey, feast your eyes upon this rabble:

What do ye mean not real?

aspiringbabushka

She is not a sea monster in my eyes. She is a beloved creature of God

#No giant squid slander on my dash

paverics

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

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comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

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robinade

In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I'm on mobile/ vanilla extract option

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

➡️ Take a typing test here (and you need an actual, physical keyboard for this):

The industry-standard benchmark used by employers and typing certifications worldwide.

➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.

➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.

*typingtest.now, typingtestgo.com, typerworld.com

#no typing classes #86 wpm if i fixed mistakes for 100% accuracy

drakenhert

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

eliassimp

Jonathan Sims

Jonathan Sims head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London

ecceagnesdarling

update on the style swap: i managed to thrift a full outfit BUT Girl Crush™️ messaged me like 10 minutes before rehearsal saying she didnt get a chance to go home and change. So i ended up going to rehearsal inexplicably dressed like her 🙃

(Excused definitely wasnt a lie, she had an all day event before rehearsal)

Noooooo

Did you take a picture with her at least? It'd be fun to have a picture dressed up as someone irl style with them.

aspiringbabushka

no 😭 I asked her to participate in the group picture but she didnt wanna

ecceagnesdarling

Agnes, today i have a very important and very difficult mission.

So at the company im doing a show with rn, we do dressup days. Everyday. Participation isnt required but is encouraged.

Today is "style swap". You pair up with a castmate and you swap styles. I picked my Girl-Crush™️. I did not fully think this decision through.

The pants. Her two most recognizable pants are these long yellow lounge pants or straight cut capri length jeans. Trying to find yellow lounge pants in under a day will be nigh impossible, which leaves me with the jeans. Bad news: I dont wear jeans, like ever. I gotta go and find jeans in this parricular cut within a day, and i wont even end up wearing them after today.

The shoes. Her usual shoes are black sambas with pink stripes. Good luck to me.

The easiest part will be the shirt. I ended up unknowingly buying a shirt she donated to goodwill a couple weeks back, so i can just wear that.

What is she gonna wear? Great question, i have no clue. She agreed to the scheme so its her problem now

THAT IS SO COOL.

Does your company accept visitors? Can I go there participate for a couple of classes? Please, I can beg very well 🙏

aspiringbabushka

If you can look adequately old, you could sneak into alumni night!

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sobcat

who would you rather fight?

the beast

the creature

the entity

Voting ended onJul 15

coldswarkids

batbetbitbotbut

"Woof" by Madalyn Eastus

This book is a collection of designs inspired by world textiles. It is made with cut and folded papers slotted together. Even physically holding the book in my hands I often struggle to work out which colour shows through from which layer.

I am listing the titles and countries as the artist listed them. I have put the front+back of each page next to each other for ease of formatting.

There is no tape. There is no glue.

Amish "Bars" qulit (USA) | Salish ceremonial blanket (Canada)

Chucuito knitted cap (Peru) | indigo resist-dyed adire (Nigeria)

Mamluk woolen carpet (Egypt) | Huichol beaded bag (Mexico)

Ceplokkan batik (Indonesia) | silk and linen weaving (Greece)

blue and white embroidery (China) | Bessarabian rug (Poland)

Maori taaniko weaving (New Zealand) | San Blas Islands mola (Panama)

Manjaka woven cloth (Guinea-Bissau) | white knitting bedspread (England)

Otomi quechemitl (Mexico) | Fair Isle knitted sweater (Scotland)

Navajo flat-weave rug (USA) | Hawaiian ahinahina quilt (USA)

Caen table linen (France) | traditional knitted sweater (Iceland)

indigo dyed fabric (Japan) | Ezine Bergama rug (Turkey)

heritage embroidery (Armenia) | Soumak carpet bag (Daghestan)

Ikat woven sari (India) | silk embroidered cloth (Morocco)

Artist statement from the end of the book:

When I was very young, I fell in love with the concept of a book as a work of art. My sixth grade class went on a trip to the museum, where I was fascinated by a Chinese hand scroll. Inside a plexiglas box, the scroll was unrolled to reveal part of a landscape covered with red signature seals. A grown-up told us that these scrolls were not meant to be displayed, but only brought out on special occasions when a portion of the painting would be viewed. This seemed so different from art that hangs on walls and different from books which we experience privately. I liked the idea of a book that should be shared and art that could be touched and unfolded over time. The design of this book began with traditional knitting and quilting patterns. Since the pages rely on those before and after, every decision affected the whole. Patterns began to emerge that suggested other sources; they resembled motifs from many cultures and various media. The patterns that the pages create seem unique to human invention rather than abstracted from nature. They are icons of order, derived from the very structure of textiles - from the grid that is the warp and the woof.

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which costume would you rather wear? (1897)

left – colors 🎨

center – paint brush 🖌️

right – canvas 📜

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

#WHO WANTS TO DO THIS WITH ME?

john lennon songs would be so good if he was good at writing songs

#i dont care that youre on drugs #you couldve written good lyrics

legit i think the only (good) indigenous representation i had as a kid was Kaya from American Girl

#and i guess also lilo and stitch #i only ever saw it once #so yeah kaya was pulling her weight #ojibwe things #and she wasnt even anishinaabe let alone ojibwe

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