Catastrophically Catholic

every so often i remember that most people probably dont know what i refer to when i mention my friend, the floating buffalo shaman who has no religion.

you see, i had to mess up my sleep schedule because last night i had to go watch an old documentary on youtube about a navajo rite of passage for girls. i just had to

like what if an intruder came into my house and would only let me go if i could answer questions on navajo culture? it didnt but if it did i wouldve been fine

I haven't came with a funny post in ages. Am I loosing my touch?

no, but you might be out of time. out of my head when youre not around 🎶

I used to drive limo for Sundance

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"

not only do i need to make a phone call, I ALSO gotta write an email 😩

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.