Patron Saint Of Liars And Fakes

2026 is the year of trapping a guy in a place

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

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I just want to let you guys know Cornell's entire library is open access (no permissions required) and there are (shocker) many books...

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

“fictional character” i assure you shes very real

saw an annoying post. but i’m being so brave about it

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

Paywall removed here

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.