Yippee

hello my darling! How are you doing this fine morning?

”I suppose I am pretty alright. Do you wish to come inside?”

Dev placed the flowers in a vase on his vanity.

I’m happy to see you! You look positively wonderful today…

Devout turned to look at her. “As do you, my lady.”

thank you so much! Anyways, has anything interesting happened since I last saw you?

Devout shrugged. “Not… not much.”

I suppose that’s better than something bad… I missed you

Devout sighed. “Yeah. Yeah, I know.” He glanced away, rubbing his arm a bit.

”are you alright dear? Did I say something?”

Devout shook his head. “You’re fine.”

“Are you sure dear? If I ever make you uncomfortable or upset just let me know and I will work to improve.”

Devout shut his eyes for a moment, taking a breath. “You don’t have to change.”

”alright then dear. You know I had a very interesting encounter with another crewmate, I think their name was banana?”

Devout perked up, his head swiveling up. “…yes?”

”I fairly certain he attacked his partner, peri. Emerald had to seal the door in order to keep him away. He came to us the next morning quite menacingly…”

Devout settled a bit. “Ah. That Banana.”

“Yes, the clone. I’ve been meaning to ask you about your experiments involving them, it sounds interesting….”

Devout folded his hands. “What do you wish to know?”

everything, I’m confused. I know there’s a clone, and I know one’s a possessed parasite corpse. I want to know which ones a threat so I can protect my host…

”Banana is a threat to us. The clone one. I don’t… know much about the other one.”

”thank you for letting me know. I think I found out about the third entity that emerald has. It is quite an interesting specimen. If you want to study it I can notify you when it appears”

Devout nodded. “Yes, please. That would be lovely.”

“Alright then, I will. I don’t have a name for it, maybe you could do the honors… I could shapeshift into how it looks so you can name it easier “

Devout waited patiently, “of course, my lady. If you wish.”

*she morphed into a version of emerald that looked like the standard one, but her eyes were wider and sunken, and had large bags under them. Her hair was longer and her claws looked more hooked than usual. She revealed that the uncanny appearance was a false face, which split open to reveal a leech like mouth with rows and rows of teeth inside”

Devout shuddered. “The Leech. We can call it the Leech.”

okay. It’s planning on killing pine and parasite banana. Be ready to watch…. *she smiled* I must go. Goodbye dear

hello my darling! How are you doing this fine morning?

”I suppose I am pretty alright. Do you wish to come inside?”

Dev placed the flowers in a vase on his vanity.

I’m happy to see you! You look positively wonderful today…

Devout turned to look at her. “As do you, my lady.”

thank you so much! Anyways, has anything interesting happened since I last saw you?

Devout shrugged. “Not… not much.”

I suppose that’s better than something bad… I missed you

Devout sighed. “Yeah. Yeah, I know.” He glanced away, rubbing his arm a bit.

”are you alright dear? Did I say something?”

Devout shook his head. “You’re fine.”

“Are you sure dear? If I ever make you uncomfortable or upset just let me know and I will work to improve.”

Devout shut his eyes for a moment, taking a breath. “You don’t have to change.”

”alright then dear. You know I had a very interesting encounter with another crewmate, I think their name was banana?”

Devout perked up, his head swiveling up. “…yes?”

”I fairly certain he attacked his partner, peri. Emerald had to seal the door in order to keep him away. He came to us the next morning quite menacingly…”

Devout settled a bit. “Ah. That Banana.”

“Yes, the clone. I’ve been meaning to ask you about your experiments involving them, it sounds interesting….”

Devout folded his hands. “What do you wish to know?”

everything, I’m confused. I know there’s a clone, and I know one’s a possessed parasite corpse. I want to know which ones a threat so I can protect my host…

”Banana is a threat to us. The clone one. I don’t… know much about the other one.”

”thank you for letting me know. I think I found out about the third entity that emerald has. It is quite an interesting specimen. If you want to study it I can notify you when it appears”

Devout nodded. “Yes, please. That would be lovely.”

“Alright then, I will. I don’t have a name for it, maybe you could do the honors… I could shapeshift into how it looks so you can name it easier “

Devout waited patiently, “of course, my lady. If you wish.”

*she morphed into a version of emerald that looked like the standard one, but her eyes were wider and sunken, and had large bags under them. Her hair was longer and her claws looked more hooked than usual. She revealed that the uncanny appearance was a false face, which split open to reveal a leech like mouth with rows and rows of teeth inside”

hello my darling! How are you doing this fine morning?

”I suppose I am pretty alright. Do you wish to come inside?”

Dev placed the flowers in a vase on his vanity.

I’m happy to see you! You look positively wonderful today…

Devout turned to look at her. “As do you, my lady.”

thank you so much! Anyways, has anything interesting happened since I last saw you?

Devout shrugged. “Not… not much.”

I suppose that’s better than something bad… I missed you

Devout sighed. “Yeah. Yeah, I know.” He glanced away, rubbing his arm a bit.

”are you alright dear? Did I say something?”

Devout shook his head. “You’re fine.”

“Are you sure dear? If I ever make you uncomfortable or upset just let me know and I will work to improve.”

Devout shut his eyes for a moment, taking a breath. “You don’t have to change.”

”alright then dear. You know I had a very interesting encounter with another crewmate, I think their name was banana?”

Devout perked up, his head swiveling up. “…yes?”

”I fairly certain he attacked his partner, peri. Emerald had to seal the door in order to keep him away. He came to us the next morning quite menacingly…”

Devout settled a bit. “Ah. That Banana.”

“Yes, the clone. I’ve been meaning to ask you about your experiments involving them, it sounds interesting….”

Devout folded his hands. “What do you wish to know?”

everything, I’m confused. I know there’s a clone, and I know one’s a possessed parasite corpse. I want to know which ones a threat so I can protect my host…

”Banana is a threat to us. The clone one. I don’t… know much about the other one.”

”thank you for letting me know. I think I found out about the third entity that emerald has. It is quite an interesting specimen. If you want to study it I can notify you when it appears”

Devout nodded. “Yes, please. That would be lovely.”

“Alright then, I will. I don’t have a name for it, maybe you could do the honors… I could shapeshift into how it looks so you can name it easier “

hello my darling! How are you doing this fine morning?

”I suppose I am pretty alright. Do you wish to come inside?”

Dev placed the flowers in a vase on his vanity.

I’m happy to see you! You look positively wonderful today…

Devout turned to look at her. “As do you, my lady.”

thank you so much! Anyways, has anything interesting happened since I last saw you?

Devout shrugged. “Not… not much.”

I suppose that’s better than something bad… I missed you

Devout sighed. “Yeah. Yeah, I know.” He glanced away, rubbing his arm a bit.

”are you alright dear? Did I say something?”

Devout shook his head. “You’re fine.”

“Are you sure dear? If I ever make you uncomfortable or upset just let me know and I will work to improve.”

Devout shut his eyes for a moment, taking a breath. “You don’t have to change.”

”alright then dear. You know I had a very interesting encounter with another crewmate, I think their name was banana?”

Devout perked up, his head swiveling up. “…yes?”

”I fairly certain he attacked his partner, peri. Emerald had to seal the door in order to keep him away. He came to us the next morning quite menacingly…”

Devout settled a bit. “Ah. That Banana.”

“Yes, the clone. I’ve been meaning to ask you about your experiments involving them, it sounds interesting….”

Devout folded his hands. “What do you wish to know?”

everything, I’m confused. I know there’s a clone, and I know one’s a possessed parasite corpse. I want to know which ones a threat so I can protect my host…

”Banana is a threat to us. The clone one. I don’t… know much about the other one.”

”thank you for letting me know. I think I found out about the third entity that emerald has. It is quite an interesting specimen. If you want to study it I can notify you when it appears”

hello my darling! How are you doing this fine morning?

”I suppose I am pretty alright. Do you wish to come inside?”

Dev placed the flowers in a vase on his vanity.

I’m happy to see you! You look positively wonderful today…

Devout turned to look at her. “As do you, my lady.”

thank you so much! Anyways, has anything interesting happened since I last saw you?

Devout shrugged. “Not… not much.”

I suppose that’s better than something bad… I missed you

Devout sighed. “Yeah. Yeah, I know.” He glanced away, rubbing his arm a bit.

”are you alright dear? Did I say something?”

Devout shook his head. “You’re fine.”

“Are you sure dear? If I ever make you uncomfortable or upset just let me know and I will work to improve.”

Devout shut his eyes for a moment, taking a breath. “You don’t have to change.”

”alright then dear. You know I had a very interesting encounter with another crewmate, I think their name was banana?”

Devout perked up, his head swiveling up. “…yes?”

”I fairly certain he attacked his partner, peri. Emerald had to seal the door in order to keep him away. He came to us the next morning quite menacingly…”

Devout settled a bit. “Ah. That Banana.”

“Yes, the clone. I’ve been meaning to ask you about your experiments involving them, it sounds interesting….”

Devout folded his hands. “What do you wish to know?”

everything, I’m confused. I know there’s a clone, and I know one’s a possessed parasite corpse. I want to know which ones a threat so I can protect my host…

hello my darling! How are you doing this fine morning?

”I suppose I am pretty alright. Do you wish to come inside?”

Dev placed the flowers in a vase on his vanity.

I’m happy to see you! You look positively wonderful today…

Devout turned to look at her. “As do you, my lady.”

thank you so much! Anyways, has anything interesting happened since I last saw you?

Devout shrugged. “Not… not much.”

I suppose that’s better than something bad… I missed you

Devout sighed. “Yeah. Yeah, I know.” He glanced away, rubbing his arm a bit.

”are you alright dear? Did I say something?”

Devout shook his head. “You’re fine.”

“Are you sure dear? If I ever make you uncomfortable or upset just let me know and I will work to improve.”

Devout shut his eyes for a moment, taking a breath. “You don’t have to change.”

”alright then dear. You know I had a very interesting encounter with another crewmate, I think their name was banana?”

Devout perked up, his head swiveling up. “…yes?”

”I fairly certain he attacked his partner, peri. Emerald had to seal the door in order to keep him away. He came to us the next morning quite menacingly…”

Devout settled a bit. “Ah. That Banana.”

“Yes, the clone. I’ve been meaning to ask you about your experiments involving them, it sounds interesting….”

hello my darling! How are you doing this fine morning?

”I suppose I am pretty alright. Do you wish to come inside?”

Dev placed the flowers in a vase on his vanity.

I’m happy to see you! You look positively wonderful today…

Devout turned to look at her. “As do you, my lady.”

thank you so much! Anyways, has anything interesting happened since I last saw you?

Devout shrugged. “Not… not much.”

I suppose that’s better than something bad… I missed you

Devout sighed. “Yeah. Yeah, I know.” He glanced away, rubbing his arm a bit.

”are you alright dear? Did I say something?”

Devout shook his head. “You’re fine.”

“Are you sure dear? If I ever make you uncomfortable or upset just let me know and I will work to improve.”

Devout shut his eyes for a moment, taking a breath. “You don’t have to change.”

”alright then dear. You know I had a very interesting encounter with another crewmate, I think their name was banana?”

Devout perked up, his head swiveling up. “…yes?”

”I fairly certain he attacked his partner, peri. Emerald had to seal the door in order to keep him away. He came to us the next morning quite menacingly…”

hello my darling! How are you doing this fine morning?

”I suppose I am pretty alright. Do you wish to come inside?”

Dev placed the flowers in a vase on his vanity.

I’m happy to see you! You look positively wonderful today…

Devout turned to look at her. “As do you, my lady.”

thank you so much! Anyways, has anything interesting happened since I last saw you?

Devout shrugged. “Not… not much.”

I suppose that’s better than something bad… I missed you

Devout sighed. “Yeah. Yeah, I know.” He glanced away, rubbing his arm a bit.

”are you alright dear? Did I say something?”

Devout shook his head. “You’re fine.”

“Are you sure dear? If I ever make you uncomfortable or upset just let me know and I will work to improve.”

Devout shut his eyes for a moment, taking a breath. “You don’t have to change.”

”alright then dear. You know I had a very interesting encounter with another crewmate, I think their name was banana?”

hello my darling! How are you doing this fine morning?

”I suppose I am pretty alright. Do you wish to come inside?”

Dev placed the flowers in a vase on his vanity.

I’m happy to see you! You look positively wonderful today…

Devout turned to look at her. “As do you, my lady.”

thank you so much! Anyways, has anything interesting happened since I last saw you?

Devout shrugged. “Not… not much.”

I suppose that’s better than something bad… I missed you

Devout sighed. “Yeah. Yeah, I know.” He glanced away, rubbing his arm a bit.

”are you alright dear? Did I say something?”

Devout shook his head. “You’re fine.”

“Are you sure dear? If I ever make you uncomfortable or upset just let me know and I will work to improve.”

hello my darling! How are you doing this fine morning?

”I suppose I am pretty alright. Do you wish to come inside?”

Dev placed the flowers in a vase on his vanity.

I’m happy to see you! You look positively wonderful today…

Devout turned to look at her. “As do you, my lady.”

thank you so much! Anyways, has anything interesting happened since I last saw you?

Devout shrugged. “Not… not much.”

I suppose that’s better than something bad… I missed you

Devout sighed. “Yeah. Yeah, I know.” He glanced away, rubbing his arm a bit.

”are you alright dear? Did I say something?”

hello my darling! How are you doing this fine morning?

”I suppose I am pretty alright. Do you wish to come inside?”

Dev placed the flowers in a vase on his vanity.

I’m happy to see you! You look positively wonderful today…

Devout turned to look at her. “As do you, my lady.”

thank you so much! Anyways, has anything interesting happened since I last saw you?

Devout shrugged. “Not… not much.”

I suppose that’s better than something bad… I missed you

hello my darling! How are you doing this fine morning?

”I suppose I am pretty alright. Do you wish to come inside?”

Dev placed the flowers in a vase on his vanity.

I’m happy to see you! You look positively wonderful today…

Devout turned to look at her. “As do you, my lady.”

thank you so much! Anyways, has anything interesting happened since I last saw you?

hello my darling! How are you doing this fine morning?

”I suppose I am pretty alright. Do you wish to come inside?”

Dev placed the flowers in a vase on his vanity.

I’m happy to see you! You look positively wonderful today…

hello my darling! How are you doing this fine morning?

”I suppose I am pretty alright. Do you wish to come inside?”

hello my darling! How are you doing this fine morning?

“glad to hear it dear”

”How are you faring, hmm?”

“Well enough, I’m happy to be talking to you again.”

”I still do not understand why I make you so happy.”

”because I love and adore you darling. :)”

”Hm. I bet.”

”It’s true, you are the light of my life. Every time I see you it makes every day trapped in this wretched body worth it.”

”I appreciate your efforts to flatter me.”

“Thank you, I do try my very best.”

”Why do you keep chasing me, though?”

”Because I love you, and because it’s worth it. If I didn’t at least try I would be lost”

”You’re wasting your time away, you know.”

”I’m immortal love, time is all I have.”

”Well, you could surely be using it in a better way.”

”Like what? Consuming more planets and people to fill the void in my soul? Floating through space for another thousand years longing for more? There is not a more noble calling than loving another. Except maybe ruling the universe but I already did that and it was quite lonely.”

”When will you get over me?”

”…right.”

:)