Resident Revenant

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

For more information search for "Star Trek Rule 34"

the spirit is willing but the flesh is so fucking out of it rn. actually the flesh would like to pack it up and leave. it's done with the horrors.

"Let people have fun" im trying to save you from dog shit. Accept my selflessness.

gmail = garry's mail

garry's spot

how am I supposed to go to the supermarket without cavalry support

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things