Only Wise Men Write Journals

the experience of using tumblr is becoming progressively more miserable, with the never ending onslaught of bots on comments, people getting banned all the time for dumb shit, id verification to see posts that often aren't even actually explicit (and out of all the companies i don't trust with my id, tumblr is certainly one of the worst), not to mention all the bugs, the fact this website will say "explicit images are allowed if there isn't an overt focus on genitalia" and then they decide seemingly randomly what the fuck that means (and of course it is vague on purpose), all the stupid censorship on people's icons, the absolutely rancid ads we get here, and a million other problems, this place kinda really sucks now

There’s a cool trick you can do where you pour a shot and then add an expired antidepressant to it and it gets you super fucked up so you can save money when you go out for the night. In other news I just discovered that if you ask any man at a goth rave if you can bite him he will say yes. He thinks he’s getting laid but you can just bite him super hard and walk away. Life is full of beautiful moments

it is of course easier to performatively ban children from social media than to do things like "actually challenge and regulate the abusive tactics tech companies use to extract people's data and money via social media" but if we did the second thing we wouldn't have any excuse to force people to use digital ID :(

my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

that’s how it’s done. the classic gay protection bag. it’s not gay if we both close our eyes and wear plastic bags on our heads, bro!

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"