Sappho Called Me Pretty Once

god i love christian memes im so sorry

catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

“put me the fuck down”

I’ve only seen these lads in pictures and I never realised how BIG they were???

Yeah but bluejays are assholes, so…

theyre basically crows that went to prep school instead of maturing as a person

God

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

i was thinking what i would do if i became the social media person for a big company and i instantly had the thought “kids today know they’re not immune to propaganda, but are they immune to the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?”

i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes

@bludragongal because I think you’d get a giggle out of this

Shout out to everyone doing the hard yet necessary work of posting about fictional characters kissing online.

deleting my zero note posts like a Victorian family locking their problem child in the attic to save face in polite society 

bram stroker just mailed walt whitman his grindr profile just like that huh

god. you know whos hot