matty.

does anybody have that post about the first description of a possum in english

Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.

You motherfucker (polite)

and then they never contact you again

man sometimes i forget that some people aren’t even a little bit queer.

So crazy, I really do forget

it’s wild how much driving is associated w/ adulthood & independence in this country, for rare disease day i saw Parents ™ discussing their child’s diagnosis & how they initially lamented/“mourned” the fact that said child would never reach XYZ milestones, like “driving a car.” do you really look at your newborn infant & think “wow, someday this bouncing baby will grow up to have so many experiences! they’ll make friends, have their first kiss, learn what they’re passionate about, get certified by the state to operate a motor vehicle,”

everyone reblog and tag ur top three fruits i want to know

Lil Bone Fracture

Lil Laparoscopic Transabdominal Hiatal Hernia repair.