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burn your binder, break up with your chaser boyfriend, grow out your mustache, only use butthole for sex, go to a barber and call him gay if he misgenders you, take too many adderal, work on your backflips, jump to conclusions, wear a trans flag pin, shotgun (non alcoholic) beer cans, cry on your dogs fur, cry because they betrayed you, cry because you cant get time back, cry because your mother hated seeing her little boy self in your short haircut, cry because you cant get revenge for your kid self bc of what your mom said, cry because your hair is falling out, cry because you survived the psych ward, cry because of your ex, cry because noone is watching you, cry like a man.

beeing trans sucks i want to experience sweaty hot cis faggot summer

yeah but will cis men ever experience the joy of plunging into the water with your tape on, finally feeling the cold water kiss your chest, the ocean embracing you as his son, saying "i love you as you are" with each passing wave? idk man i dont think so 🤷‍♂️

the fear mongering around transmasculine people who sing going on testosterone genuinely pisses me off. yes, you will be able to sing. no, you won't lose your voice. no, low voices aren't ugly (where are people even getting this shit???). no, higher voices aren't prettier. sing through the changes (don't push anything). hydrate. h y d r a t e. please don't stop singing, your voice will sound amazing.

This is what they said about the castrati back in the day :/

I wish I could smoke weed w my cat

just once please, she would say the most wonderful things

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

everyone sucks at sex except my husband

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s