I Believe In You Completely

Instead of requiring my henchmen to wear matching uniforms, I allow each of them to design their own costume and encourage them all to develop their own unique battle techniques, making each henchperson a minor villain in their own right rather than simply one of a horde

My facility encourages evil career development

tumblr will never die because we’re all too incoherent and petty to leave. someone will just pirate the source code and start running “tunglr” and we’ll all move over like the chucklefucks we are

every time web developers try to “rebrand” or “repurpose” this website we just sink our heels deeper into the quicksand of our own absurdity

look what im saying is there was a story abt a group of artists whose house was demolished in order to make room for a new shopping mall and, once it was constructed, they fueled their rage and pettiness at being displaced into finding an unused room in the building, renovated it into a condo, outfitted it with a fully stocked kitchen, china hutch, AC, TV and gaming system and then proceeded to live in the mall undetected for years. that creativity? absurdity? sheer stubborn pettiness? thas tumblr babey!!!!

Sudden wave of an immense love for humanity has hit me once again…

Yeah…

sooo funny that there are people out there named hunter. what’s your sibling’s name? gatherer?

You all are fucking dumb except for the ladies with big boobs. you are smart :)

actually, growing up is feeling like i turned sixteen two days ago. i’ve been eighteen for years. fifteen year olds seem so young. wasn’t i fifteen just a few weeks ago? all my friends and i are still twelve. i’m closer to thirty then to being a baby. i never got to be a kid. i never grew past eight. i can’t talk to my mom. i want to sit in her lap forever. the week is going by so slow. an entire year has passed. i want to decide everything for myself. i need someone to tell me exactly what to do.

babey i have envy for genders youve never even heard of

This rapid slide from attempted machismo to sweet tender feelings is what happened to the show, too.

and i'm proud of y'all

Humans are like. These occurrences are related and form an important pattern. And we do this constantly

you can wear all the goth dresses and healing crystals you want but ive never seen someone who wants to look like a werewolf or a witch and actually does… one day at a red light the beat up truck next you will be driven by 70 year old woman with a dozen chicken feet tied to her rear view mirror and you’ll understand what it’s really about

this post changed me

the best thing about this is that when there’s plenty of resources, domesticated cats will naturally form colonies. in these colonies female cats raise their kittens communally with their kin. so you get situations where moms will raise kittens with their daughters from a previous litter, cats from the same litter will raise kittens together, etc. so not only does this little old kitty see her human as family, she is also excited to help her with her kitten.

Sometimes a grandma is a little creature that lives on the floor