I’m only 28 and it feels a million times better than 23. I can’t wait to see what 30 feels like. Becoming an older woman is filled with internal validation, an inner calm, a recognition of patterns. I am not perfect but I accept myself despite it.

do not unfollow me one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

bro you are acting unbeautifully towards me

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

God. take all of meg thee stallions pain and return it to drake tenfold

in a way i am my own dead wife

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

im going to explode in the kiln

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go