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This should win an Oscar

From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad…instead of saying “I don’t know” or something I’m going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say “I’ve been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger” and just walk away

FUCK MAN

NOT RISKING THIS ONE

So much cats.

The fucking accuracy

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

The cinematography. Whipped the boy like the romans did with Jesus

LMAOOOO

“The Roman did Jesus” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

add that ominous hum/yodel thing that’s in every overly dramatic car commercial and this deserves an Oscar

Lmfaooo he cocked that hand so far back

Free advice from Lemony Snicket.

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these

Is this the equivalent of americans wearing poorly-translated Chinese/Japanese t-shirts around the early 2000’s? And can i please have every single shirt up there?

WHO THE FUCK IS JESUS

I once bought one… saying “fry away to the firmament” just for that

But when the world needed him most…..

I ain never seen a slinky trick in my life.