Desire & Dream

All wizards are godless heretics who make mockery of the cosmic order and the sacredness of life /horny

Yeah! This mortal gets it!

You may reconsider giving in to the temptation of a cursed amulet at least once in your life…

Just got a +2 can opener at a wizard yard sale. Don't really see myself getting a lot of use out of it, but it was so cheap I couldn't pass it up.

This mold gets it!

Remember, wizard kids, just say no to demonic pacts.

I for one believe demonic pacts are a valuable lesson in growing up amongst the arcane but perhaps my values are now seen as archaic!

Every once in a while I think maybe it's time I should try to do something about the weird portal to a hellish dimension that appeared in the refrigerator, but then I remember that I don't feel like it.

Well, this is @unexpectedly-wizardposting's house, so I don't want to invite people over to mess with portals without her permission, so we'll see what she says about it.

I could use a hellish portal. Send it over to my restaurant.

I mean... I think I personally would be more than fine with sending the hellish portal to your restaurant if it meant getting it out of here; I don't know what you plan to do with it but I think it's really more annoying than dangerous and I don't think you're likely to do much more harm with it than it's already doing; but again it's up to @unexpectedly-wizardposting.

...it sometimes leads to places I actually like, so I can't really be alright with giving it up. I gotta hold onto it.

I mean, like I said, this is @unexpectedly-wizardposting's house, so it's her decision. I'd definitely be interested in learning more about the portal, like where it came from or where it connects to, but I don't feel like I can really have you come over and look at the portal without her permission.

So you live there, but it’s not truly your own dwelling then? You poor miserable slime… you deserve so much better. Cannot even have your own company over, you may consider petitioning for slime rights!

god doesn't count hoas under "thou shalt not kill" so if you dissolved them you could still go to heaven

You may be surprised how many people have tried to convince me to murder the HOA.

Every once in a while I think maybe it's time I should try to do something about the weird portal to a hellish dimension that appeared in the refrigerator, but then I remember that I don't feel like it.

Well, this is @unexpectedly-wizardposting's house, so I don't want to invite people over to mess with portals without her permission, so we'll see what she says about it.

I could use a hellish portal. Send it over to my restaurant.

I mean... I think I personally would be more than fine with sending the hellish portal to your restaurant if it meant getting it out of here; I don't know what you plan to do with it but I think it's really more annoying than dangerous and I don't think you're likely to do much more harm with it than it's already doing; but again it's up to @unexpectedly-wizardposting.

...it sometimes leads to places I actually like, so I can't really be alright with giving it up. I gotta hold onto it.

I mean, like I said, this is @unexpectedly-wizardposting's house, so it's her decision. I'd definitely be interested in learning more about the portal, like where it came from or where it connects to, but I don't feel like I can really have you come over and look at the portal without her permission.

So you live there, but it’s not truly your own dwelling then? You poor miserable slime… you deserve so much better. Cannot even have your own company over, you may consider petitioning for slime rights!

Normally I make people spin the wheel to decide what their job should be at my restaurant but I lost my hell portal summoner in The Accident and I really need one because health inspection is next week. If you know how to summon portals to hell, or know somebody else that does, get in contact with me.

We have to get this done quick. I currently have the health inspectors and police held hostage but I'm not sure how long they will be secure for.

Normally I make people spin the wheel to decide what their job should be at my restaurant but I lost my hell portal summoner in The Accident and I really need one because health inspection is next week. If you know how to summon portals to hell, or know somebody else that does, get in contact with me.

Every once in a while I think maybe it's time I should try to do something about the weird portal to a hellish dimension that appeared in the refrigerator, but then I remember that I don't feel like it.

Well, this is @unexpectedly-wizardposting's house, so I don't want to invite people over to mess with portals without her permission, so we'll see what she says about it.

I could use a hellish portal. Send it over to my restaurant.

I mean... I think I personally would be more than fine with sending the hellish portal to your restaurant if it meant getting it out of here; I don't know what you plan to do with it but I think it's really more annoying than dangerous and I don't think you're likely to do much more harm with it than it's already doing; but again it's up to @unexpectedly-wizardposting.

...it sometimes leads to places I actually like, so I can't really be alright with giving it up. I gotta hold onto it.

So cute! Had to pass it on!

Very companion shaped.

I’m lost in the sauce (scrolling mindlessly until time and space have lost all meaning and I am a puddle of nothing at the foot of creation)

Impossible, due to discovery and being: you will never be nothing!