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todays bird
Xuebing Du
Sade Olutola
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Cosmic Funnies
Andulka
Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle
dirt enthusiast
roma★
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor
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Today's Document
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@rowansinjune
Intro Redux
☆ Call me Saq (all pronouns except they/them)
☆ I am everything and nothing
☆ Linguist, wizard, writer, and enthusiast of art and knowledge
☆ this is my house i post anything here
☆ Sometimes I post beer on my other blog
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proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????
It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂
oh thank god i found the unvandalized one
this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny
It helps that the writer was trying to create something he hoped would appeal to women as much as men.
Yeah and I think where it really succeeds vs. modern anime wifey fantasy shit is that Jucika really is just a character super comfortable with being sexual, likes looking sexy and even has no shame in using it to get her way:
….But at the same time, she doesn’t tolerate being objectified against her wishes:
….And the comic takes her side in both cases, whereas I’ve seen countless modern narratives in which this same character would have only been framed as like a Slutty ™ Bitch ™ or full blown villain.
One of the things I also really like about this comic, besides what’s already been stated, is that the humor isn’t always about her being sexy. Sometimes it’s just about other goofy things in her life!
oh yes many of them are experienes just anybody can relate to
but then there’s also the time she just….built a functional AI?
she just didn’t predict how the robot rebellion would really manifest
I love how there isn’t a single dialogue bubble, yet you can fully understand what’s happening.
Always reblog Jucika.
💥💥💥🏳️🌈🏳️🌈👩❤️💋👩 toxic yuri
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DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 ON JUNE 24
have you ever met a celebrity irl?
yes
no
microcelebrity
kinda?
results
Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?
100% guarantee I'll want a second date
It's significantly more likely
The odds don't change
It's significantly less likely
There wont be a second date. Absolutely not
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
(anon submission)
all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.
Nonbinary people are so cool I wish our rights were taken seriously haha
Genuinely though it is so frustrating that nonbinary rights and exorsexism are not treated seriously at all, even from within the queer community. It sucks that there's not even an option for an X gender marker in so many countries, including in more progressive queer-friendly ones. It sucks that if enben want to get gender affirming care that we're advised to lie about our gender (or lack thereof) in favour of a more binary trans identity lest we jump through a million extra hoops on top of the million already in place for binary trans people to prove we're serious in order to get the care we want/need. It sucks that in most cases we're still forced into some kind of binary and I wish that the issues we deal with were acknowledged more.
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Ianthe "Love My Twin, Also Murder" Tridentarius, AKA Your Evil Wife.
Ianthe: @avomarquis
Photographer: @/walmartphotocenter
Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I’m trying to prove something.
Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.
Im asexual ^.^
I know where the Wake is now
As Abigail said, the soul yearns for the body
Her connection to the sword is broken and the body of cytherea is broken too
What she has left?
Her own bones, preserved by the ninth
So the doctor sex situation, but the body is not buried and she has the insane willpower
So one skeleton on the ninth quietly goes rogue
And including the situation there, nobody can stop her
It would be so funny if Gideon and corona and Pyrrha teamed up with her
You have no right to hide it in tags
You brain is so big and beautiful
Wake-controlled ianthe sounds cool as fuck
Also ianthe killing alecto would be disaster for jod, and not preserve the status quo as she wants
It makes so much sense this is so smart
if i could shape shift i do think my details would be in a constant flux as they reflect the smallest shifts in my mood or thoughts. I would shimmer like a cuddlefish, every aspect of my physical form changing each second
I would also have damn good tits
"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane
one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."
the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."
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Toa Mata texting styles
Tahu: ALWAYS CAPSLOCK NO MATTER WHAT THE SITUATION, OFTEN MISSPELLS WORDS FROM TYPING SO FAST AND ANGRY, ALL HIS TEXTS LOOK LIKE THEIR URGENT
Gali: Gali is prone to typing paragraphs and paragraphs of text all at once, whether it’s to give people information or to rant about something that offends her. She uses full sentences no matter the situation, and can be a bit of a grammar nazi at times. *They’re
Onua: Always has perfect grammar and punctuation, and probably doesn’t know how to use the caps lock feature.
Lewa: colloquialism lmao XD K gtg ttyl
Pohatu: Uses lots of emojis😎 and reaction gifs 😂😂😂💖👌
Kopaka: Only texts when texted, sometimes not even then. Often leaves people on read.
Tahu: THERE'S SOME WEIRD BOHROK ON THE PROWL NEAR TA-KORO, TOOK ALL MY POWERS AND STOLE MY NUVA-SYBMOL, TURAGA SAYS WE SHOULD ALL RALYL AT THE KINI TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS BECAUSE OF THE STANDARD UNITED WE STAND CRAP, I'M EXPECTING YOU ALL THERE AT NOON, LET ME KNOW IF YOU CAN MAKE IT Lewa: k bb ill be there dw Gali: Tahu, I know you have your doubts about the effectiveness of unity, but I have to go with the Turaga on this. Haven't our past troubles already proven to us that we're stronger together? Yes, *some* of us are prone to infighting, which is an issue we should really fix instead of letting it just sizzle out every single time by the way, and it does weaken us when that happens, but when we ARE actually working together, there is nothing we cannot overcome. Not even the Makuta stood a chance against us when we were working as a team, remember? Gali: also *symbol *rally Gali: But yes, I'll be there Pohatu: 😱😱😱 oh that's bad! 😨 You okay brother? 🥴🥴 I'll be there, let's do this! 💪💪💪💪💪🪨🌊🔥❄️🌪️⛰️ Onua: That sounds like a solid plan. I will be there. Kopaka: read 10:17 ✔️✔️
it’s gonna be so anticlimactic when somebody finally succeeds
