cary grant’s bathrobe

so much hope can fit inside one little person

trying to keep my tote bag on my shoulder while wearing a winter coat…I understand Sisyphus

had a dream biden lost re-election, disappeared from politics, and then gave a critically panned performance as the bishop in a touring production of les mis

the past isn’t behind you it coils inside your body that’s why some years you feel closer and more nostalgic for certain ages than others just fyi

does anyone wanna have a sleepover & do little crafts together & watch gay movies together. yes or yes

@l3monivy

I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

I love this so much. Someone slowed it down so it's not the old-fashioned herky-jerky of old films, now someone colorized it…the past feels like the present because, well, people. Lookit them having fun! *beams at everyone*

Doctor who morality is so funny because he’ll be like noooo I’d never shoot someone!! not even in self defense!! guns are so bad! but then he’ll trap someone in a mirror for eternity or make them stand watch as a scarecrow forever. Hey king we gotta get you some decarceral literature you’re doing torture on a scale so much worse than guns