ONLY THE TALE IS REAL

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

i love being single except every few months when i want to be loved so bad that it eats me alive and makes me physically ill for two weeks but like the rest of the time im chill

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

when i like a ship and i see ppl hating on it im like omggggg that’s so embarrassing. literally who cares if ppl like this ship that you aren’t into lol grow up… but when i dislike a ship i literally think you’re a fucking moron with no taste if you ship it. this is something im aware of about myself. im not working on it.