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HEY.
HEY YALL.
USAMERICAN DEMOCRATS SUCCESSFULLY REMOVED EVERY ANTITRANS RIDER FROM EVERY FUNDING BILL
Spread the fucking word because LORD knows democrats fucking suck at spreading it themselves and will fail once again to inform their base
But just in case you’re sitting there going “the Dems aren’t doing anything,” THEY ARE
IT IS JUST SLOW
AND MOSTLY INVISIBLE
BUT THEY ARE
redmond & blutarch
yo they got estrogen in yzma’s lab
Gonna get evil estrogen from Yzma's lab
So in honour of Scott Summers dying (he'll be fine) here's what happens when the X-Men ‘kills’ Emma Frost who will, in this case, also be fine, as dying is to X-Men as breathing is to the rest of us.
Emma as she's dying: Ororo. Ororo listen to me. I have dinner reservations at that one place in Paris. you have to make them two years in advance. Do NOT cancel my reservation. I will be FINE. Whatever happens, the reservation STAYS.
Scott was genuinely upset as Emma was dying and he was crying over her and was like “No, Emma don’t leave me” and Emma, in a mocking voice, like “‘No, Emma don't leave me.’ Listen to yourself. I’ll be back in six months shut up idiot”
Ororo: Her last words were “Is Jean also dead? Good.” and then she died
Emma’s funeral, which is just held at the Hellfire Club, is just all portraits of Emma. Especially the nudes. It’s nothing but nudes. It's how she wanted to be remembered.
Ororo reading the pre-written eulogy Emma wrote for her: Emma Grace Frost was the most kind, beautiful, charming soul on this planet. Pietro: *raises hand* Ororo: She wrote this Pietro: *lowers hand*
Ororo: She wanted me to tell you all she died doing something interesting, like riding an extremely expensive and rare horse, and not doing, in her words, “Something stupid like saving the entire team.” Which is, of course, what she did. That being said, here is the picture of the very expensive horse she wanted to show all of you, to remind everyone that she was rich, so very rich, and you are not
Emma returning from the dead 7 months later strolling into the mansion and announcing I HAVE NOTES ON HOW WE CAN IMPROVE MY FUNERAL
Logan: How was hell Emma: Boring and overrated Logan: Satan kicked you out didn't he? Emma: That's not the point

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"ingredients you can pronounce" learn phonics. coward.
In the early twenty-first century, there is a common marketing trend to sell processed food with a minimal number of ingredients, forgoing preservatives. Processed food is required, by law, to list out all ingredients. It is common for many preservatives and nutritional additives to be included in food, so ingredient lists can be quite long and can include the specific organic chemistry name.
For example, Sodium benzoate is an extremely common ingredient in acidic foods like salad dressing and soda because, in such an environment, it inhibits bacteria and fungal growth. Sodium benzoate is a naturally occurring substance, found in cranberries, dairy, and seafood. It can be made cheaply and drastically increases the safety and longevity of food because of its properties. And its safety has been studied extensively since the late nineteenth century, where it was one of the preservatives studied by the first commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration. However, because there is no common, household name for the substance (other than benzoate of soda, which is no longer a popular name), it is seen as somehow unnatural and scary as a "chemical."
Thus, some companies, as part of a marketing push, deliberately omit ingredients like "sodium benzoate," implicitly labeling it as an unhealthy ingredient and one that people would have trouble pronouncing. People who can only read words they are familiar with, like small children, and only partially literate individuals, might have trouble saying the chemical's name.
There is no correlation between simple names and health. Some artificial chemicals are very unhealthy, unlike sodium benzoate. And some "natural" substances are lethal. But some people like to only eat things they are familiar with and do not wish to look up information about ingredients.
unmute for the love of god please it's amazing
to think I would have just swiped past on mute, therefore not hearing pure unadulterated joy
PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!
this post is officially a decade old now
For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.
Today's Problematic ship is the MV Thamesborg
The MV Thamesborg is a 173 m Dutch-registered general cargo ship. Around midnight UTC on September 7, 2025, while she was transiting the Franklin Strait of the Northeast passage en route from China to the east coast of Canada, she became stuck in the Arctic sea ice. According to the operator Wagenborg there have been no injuries to the crew or environmental damage. The Canadian Coast Guard has dispatched two ice breakers to assist the MV Thamesborg.
My God. What in Christ's name have you yabba dabba done?

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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart
She's on YouTube too! For non-Instagram using friends:
I love her, she's great. Her recipes are friendly for both physical and/or intellectual disabilities. And her 5-year-old helps her cook. 🥰
Link to her YouTube channel:
Celebrating the intersection of food and culture, travel tales, social commentary, grieving out loud. 🇳🇬/🇺🇸 👰🏽🧒🏽👧🏽👩🏽💼⚖️ Paid Collaboration
A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(
Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud
Thankyou to everyone for the helpful replies and context - so turns out a cockatoo broke our rocket.
Article link:
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/unlikely-suspect-caught-redhanded-over-failed-rocket-launch-in-bowen-qld/news-story/e489f5e9443d7209906d81e86a4498b0#
A ... spokesperson?
You'll all be pleased to know that this rocket finally launched today and it blew up immediately
me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
i love narcan i love plan b i love cross sex hormones I HATE almond milk it's too thin for most vegan drinks and baking yet too fucknasty flavored for a lot of cooking you'd want something thinner for so what's its deal exactly
sometimes you just want to coat your mouth with a film of bitter slime.
That's why I go to your dad's house.
Is Avengers Tower Fics being back a recession indicator?

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elf liberalism probably goes insane
"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes
What the fuck does this mean?
its not my job to educate you
Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now
they said if i do it three times i can change your blog password