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ABOUT ME: My name is Rion! I'm 25. I am black and queer, and use they/them pronouns! I read and write a little in my spare time. You’ll either get the most unhinged shit you’ve ever read in your life, or a well thought out analysis.

MULTIFANDOM: Marvel, DC, Shadow & Bone, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings

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Peter was really speeding through the post-grad experience: Autism diagnosis. Crippling loneliness. Existential crisis. Bond with a coworker twice your age.

#peter parker and the terrible awful no good really bad day #spider man brand new day #brand new day spoilers

Not sure how cats got linked to witches, because I can’t even burn incense around my cat without her having an asthma attack

#somebody please explain #cats

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FRANÇOIS ARNAUD Under Armour HeatGear® Campaign

#GOOD LOOOOOOORD #francois arnaud

WHAT IS THE POINT OF ADAPTING A SHOW BASED OFF OF A BOOK IF YOU ARE JUST GONNA DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT WITH IT????

#house of the dragon #hotd spoilers #I didn’t understand the anger before I read the book #BUT NOW IM PISSED

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ZENDAYA photographed by Ernesto Casillas for The Odyssey premiere in New York (July 14, 2026)

#no like she’s so fucking pretty #I love her so much #zendaya

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Nicholas Hoult during Ferrari Challenge 2026

#BABY BOY #nicholas hoult

CRISTON COLE IS DEAD!!!!!

#hotd spoilers #house of the dragon #hotd

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Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

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Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

#I want a fucking salad SO BAD #OH MY FUCKING GOD

Who the fuck told Cristian Cole that he was the “realm’s greatest warrior”? BITCH Daemon and Corlys are both still alive. Hell even Aemond Is around.

#at this point I’d even consider ormund #who gave you that piece of information????#house of the dragon #hotd

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How does fanfic of Harry Potter support JKR? People should be allowed to write fanfiction whenever they want!

You are granting JK Rowling cultural capital and relevance. Write about literally anything else.

#I might argue that continuing to keep her culturally relevant is on par with financially supporting her #I actually I think it’s worse #you grant her notoriety and continue to giver her a platform #she can’t fade into the background and lose power because she is so revered #she actively benefits from word of mouth and support #keeping her relevant and popular aids the power she has to harm others through rhetoric #you can’t deny some of her ideas while continuing to support the other half #as long as HP is popular her voice will never be silenced

Agamemnon is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do not trust him. He is a fugly slut!

#I cannot #the hate I bear this man has no words #if agamemnon has no haters i am dead #agamemnon #the odyssey 2026

The Odyssey (2026) turning Agamemnon into this silent, hulking figure as if he didn’t spent the entirety of every story he was in running his stupid mouth and actively causing problems is peak propaganda and character assassination.

#I HATE that man #if agamemnon has no haters I am DEAD #then they try to make him sympathetic in hades #‘don’t make my mistakes’ WHICH MISTAKE BRO???#child sacrifice??? taunting the gods??? being generally dumb and evil???#the odyssey 2026

Riddle me this Batman…if The Odyssey is about Odysseus. And we’ve established that the guy wearing the anachronistic, spine-like armor is NOT Odysseus…then why the fuck is that dude on most of the posters and marketing???

#christopher please make it make sense #the odyssey 2026

A truly mind boggling choice. I hope both teams lose.

#fifa world cup

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