runaway daydreams

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

@sandstonesunspear

Jesus Tapdancing Christ... THIS is a good welt pocket and the people who designed Simplicity 2895 ought to be blasted well ASHAMED of themselves for the crap way THEY wanted a welt pocket made. *SNARLS*

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

something something "he is more myself than i am. whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same"

gift shopping for younger cousins is so scary like I want to be cool. but not seem clingy. or seem distant. but I want them to know that I care about them so so much and I am always here if they need someone to talk to. and also we only see each other like once a year. but I held them when they were babies and saw them grow up and I Want Them To Know I Care So So Much,

how do I let this middle schooler know id die for them on a $20 budget

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

these two communicate on a level we cannot understand with current language.

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.