Incorrect AKOTSK/HotD/Fire & Blood Quotes

okay so if aenar left with all his family (siblings, children, kin) then how did the targs die down to such a small group??? is only one group of people “House” Targaryen going forth and the rest of the island the other targs?? is the whole island JUST TARGARYENS??

also, was house targaryen the only house who had dreamers?? was that not a prized power in old valyria?? because they considered them a lower house over there

so there’s zero actual idea about balerion’s real age because all we know is that he was born in old valyria. how old was he when they left?? because my guy is 126 during the conquest ALONE

even by a conservative estimate, he was at least 210+ when he died oh peepaw 😭

aegon the conqueror built the painted table, which means that aegon, visenya and rhaenys did aerial recons of the seven kingdoms how long did that take because DAMN that mf had an accurate map

so there’s just… krakens, off the coast of the iron islands. krakens. just vibing. AND WE GOT TO SEE NONE OF THEM??

this guy already has two sons and a grandson WHY DOES HE NEED A NEW WIFE

and here comes the colonialism why are y’all trying to annex dorne when they are just minding their business, what is your problem

orys baratheon was a prisoner for SIX YEARS??

aegon has to be in love with his best friend because there is no goddamn reason to burn wyl down to stone just because they took one of orys’ hands

oh here come the stepstones there’s always some bullshit going on here

it’s been eight years you aren’t winning a war you shouldn’t have started in the first place LET IT GO

rip rhaenys and meraxes we barely knew ye

you’d think that rhaenys’ death would be enough reason for the living siblings to give up this needless invasion

…

wyl of wyl, visenya should’ve fucking drawn and quartered you

damn, aegon kept his head straight because after what wyl did to alys oakheart? i too would be very tempted to take her brother’s suggestion in earnest

…yeah that letter was enchanted, because there’s no way a list of all the dead could’ve fit in one letter alone

only aegon had women on his council and no one else, dawg we're never making it out of the patriarchy

(seriously though why is aegon the conqueror the one (1) normal man we've seen in power so far, why is he the only one with reasonable impulse control and like five functioning braincells, did he take them all when he died??)

rhaenys and visenya having as much fun being matchmakers as they do war generals we love girls being girls

“no one other queen exercised as much influence as the dragon’s sisters” i hate the patriarchy!! i hate bigotry!!! i hate the starry sept and those stupid fucking holier than thou misogynistic incel cunts!!!

aegon visited the north six teams guess we know who his favourite is (it’s the other magical weirdos with pets of destruction, of course it is)

“it’s better to forestall rebellions than to put them down” oh my god he really was the ONLY one with any braincells this is pissing me off

his dumbass ancestors squandered all his hard work! bro worked SO HARD to ensure that the people he served felt heard, represented, and respected and then these entitled pricks SQUANDERED IT ALL!! IT ALL!!!! oohh if i was aegon i’d be waiting with a dragonglass chancla in the great beyond to systematically beat up each of these dumb fucking bitches

“before the conquest, hardly a year passed before someone fighting somewhere” now tell me why the smallfolk would hate the white haired purple eyed freak with a dragon if he brought them peace

listen, if some dude sitting on a giant metal chair made of swords wants to marry his sisters, as long as he guarantees peace, health and prosperity for me that’s none of my business

the first grandmaester dying from old age and the other from a broken hip, this is why you don’t elect mitch mcconnell ass men to positions

the small council didn’t exist before jaehaerys?? you know what maybe they were onto something, those small councils were lowkey bullshit

rhaenys singlehandedly doing all targaryen pr through funding the arts

“the right of a husband to chastise his erring wife was well established in westeros” and the right for the queen to cut down a bitch for beating someone to death is also well established at dragonstone

the anti visenya propaganda here is STRONG, they hate to see a bad bitch winning

“she delved in the dark arts and mixed poisons and casted malign spells” god forbid a girl have hobbies 😒

“suspicious and ferocious by turn” she’s so me for real

if i were aegon and my wife slashed my cheek with such speed that even my guards couldn’t stop her, i would simply become her simp for as long as i lived how does maegor not have six fucking siblings

of course she created the kingsguard, who else would have the common sense and lack of ego to do so

“let’s do a tourney to select them!” aegon pookie what dumb ass logic is this, a controlled environment will not yield optimal results

okay so if aenar left with all his family (siblings, children, kin) then how did the targs die down to such a small group??? is only one group of people “House” Targaryen going forth and the rest of the island the other targs?? is the whole island JUST TARGARYENS??

also, was house targaryen the only house who had dreamers?? was that not a prized power in old valyria?? because they considered them a lower house over there

so there’s zero actual idea about balerion’s real age because all we know is that he was born in old valyria. how old was he when they left?? because my guy is 126 during the conquest ALONE

even by a conservative estimate, he was at least 210+ when he died oh peepaw 😭

aegon the conqueror built the painted table, which means that aegon, visenya and rhaenys did aerial recons of the seven kingdoms how long did that take because DAMN that mf had an accurate map

so there’s just… krakens, off the coast of the iron islands. krakens. just vibing. AND WE GOT TO SEE NONE OF THEM??

this guy already has two sons and a grandson WHY DOES HE NEED A NEW WIFE

and here comes the colonialism why are y’all trying to annex dorne when they are just minding their business, what is your problem

orys baratheon was a prisoner for SIX YEARS??

aegon has to be in love with his best friend because there is no goddamn reason to burn wyl down to stone just because they took one of orys’ hands

oh here come the stepstones there’s always some bullshit going on here

it’s been eight years you aren’t winning a war you shouldn’t have started in the first place LET IT GO

rip rhaenys and meraxes we barely knew ye

you’d think that rhaenys’ death would be enough reason for the living siblings to give up this needless invasion

…

wyl of wyl, visenya should’ve fucking drawn and quartered you

damn, aegon kept his head straight because after what wyl did to alys oakheart? i too would be very tempted to take her brother’s suggestion in earnest

…yeah that letter was enchanted, because there’s no way a list of all the dead could’ve fit in one letter alone

only aegon had women on his council and no one else, dawg we're never making it out of the patriarchy

(seriously though why is aegon the conqueror the one (1) normal man we've seen in power so far, why is he the only one with reasonable impulse control and like five functioning braincells, did he take them all when he died??)

rhaenys and visenya having as much fun being matchmakers as they do war generals we love girls being girls

“no one other queen exercised as much influence as the dragon’s sisters” i hate the patriarchy!! i hate bigotry!!! i hate the starry sept and those stupid fucking holier than thou misogynistic incel cunts!!!

aegon visited the north six teams guess we know who his favourite is (it’s the other magical weirdos with pets of destruction, of course it is)

“it’s better to forestall rebellions than to put them down” oh my god he really was the ONLY one with any braincells this is pissing me off

his dumbass ancestors squandered all his hard work! bro worked SO HARD to ensure that the people he served felt heard, represented, and respected and then these entitled pricks SQUANDERED IT ALL!! IT ALL!!!! oohh if i was aegon i’d be waiting with a dragonglass chancla in the great beyond to systematically beat up each of these dumb fucking bitches

“before the conquest, hardly a year passed before someone fighting somewhere” now tell me why the smallfolk would hate the white haired purple eyed freak with a dragon if he brought them peace

listen, if some dude sitting on a giant metal chair made of swords wants to marry his sisters, as long as he guarantees peace, health and prosperity for me that’s none of my business

the first grandmaester dying from old age and the other from a broken hip, this is why you don’t elect mitch mcconnell ass men to positions

the small council didn’t exist before jaehaerys?? you know what maybe they were onto something, those small councils were lowkey bullshit

rhaenys singlehandedly doing all targaryen pr through funding the arts

“the right of a husband to chastise his erring wife was well established in westeros” and the right for the queen to cut down a bitch for beating someone to death is also well established at dragonstone

okay so if aenar left with all his family (siblings, children, kin) then how did the targs die down to such a small group??? is only one group of people “House” Targaryen going forth and the rest of the island the other targs?? is the whole island JUST TARGARYENS??

also, was house targaryen the only house who had dreamers?? was that not a prized power in old valyria?? because they considered them a lower house over there

so there’s zero actual idea about balerion’s real age because all we know is that he was born in old valyria. how old was he when they left?? because my guy is 126 during the conquest ALONE

even by a conservative estimate, he was at least 210+ when he died oh peepaw 😭

aegon the conqueror built the painted table, which means that aegon, visenya and rhaenys did aerial recons of the seven kingdoms how long did that take because DAMN that mf had an accurate map

so there’s just… krakens, off the coast of the iron islands. krakens. just vibing. AND WE GOT TO SEE NONE OF THEM??

this guy already has two sons and a grandson WHY DOES HE NEED A NEW WIFE

and here comes the colonialism why are y’all trying to annex dorne when they are just minding their business, what is your problem

orys baratheon was a prisoner for SIX YEARS?? argella is stronger than i am because i’d have launched an offensive to go rescue my hot, devoted and kind husband myself

aegon has to be in love with his best friend because there is no goddamn reason to burn wyl down to stone just because they took one of orys’ hands

oh here come the stepstones there’s always some bullshit going on here

it’s been eight years you aren’t winning a war you shouldn’t have started in the first place LET IT GO

rip rhaenys and meraxes we barely knew ye

you’d think that rhaenys’ death would be enough reason for the living siblings to give up this needless invasion

…

wyl of wyl, visenya should’ve fucking drawn and quartered you

damn, aegon kept his head straight because after what wyl did to alys oakheart? i too would be very tempted to take her brother’s suggestion in earnest

…yeah that letter was enchanted, because there’s no way a list of all the dead could’ve fit in one letter alone

okay so if aenar left with all his family (siblings, children, kin) then how did the targs die down to such a small group??? is only one group of people “House” Targaryen going forth and the rest of the island the other targs?? is the whole island JUST TARGARYENS??

also, was house targaryen the only house who had dreamers?? was that not a prized power in old valyria?? because they considered them a lower house over there

so there’s zero actual idea about balerion’s real age because all we know is that he was born in old valyria. how old was he when they left?? because my guy is 126 during the conquest ALONE

even by a conservative estimate, he was at least 210+ when he died oh peepaw 😭

aegon the conqueror built the painted table, which means that aegon, visenya and rhaenys did aerial recons of the seven kingdoms how long did that take because DAMN that mf had an accurate map

okay so if aenar left with all his family (siblings, children, kin) then how did the targs die down to such a small group??? is only one group of people “House” Targaryen going forth and the rest of the island the other targs?? is the whole island JUST TARGARYENS??

also, was house targaryen the only house who had dreamers?? was that not a prized power in old valyria?? because they considered them a lower house over there

so there’s zero actual idea about balerion’s real age because all we know is that he was born in old valyria. how old was he when they left?? because my guy is 126 during the conquest ALONE

even by a conservative estimate, he was at least 210+ when he died oh peepaw 😭

aegon the conqueror built the painted table, which means that aegon, visenya and rhaenys did aerial recons of the seven kingdoms how long did that take because DAMN that mf had an accurate map