I like lemons

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

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They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

so sad forever twitter killed bot api thing because fiskbot has been like crucial to my grammar vocabulary essence development

Everyone say thank you black women

LOUDER!!