Delusions of Grandeur

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

I thought there was a siren going off in the background

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

just overheard a mum in the museum ask her seven-year-old child ‘shall we say bye-bye to the skull?’

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch