lesbian mcdonalds

near-life experience

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

im thinking nothing should have names so nobody can search for things and can only find them

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together

scientist discovers a little animal awww

crossfaded on what no longer is and what remains to be seen