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(calmly and rationally) i will never be normal about anything at all

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

ordered a burger AMA

we’re dating now btw

I’m so happy for you and the burger