SecretlyASpy

I was hiking through the woods with my dad and we were being hunted by these hybrid-demon-creature-things. I turned to my dad, completely calm, and said, “Is this what a nightmare is supposed to be like?” And he looked back at me and said, “Yeah, probably,” and then my dream changed.

The one who made your nightmare just got so embarrased

IT’S BACK

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

You got that right

I’m crying

heeeellllll yeeeahhh

Never have I ever wanted to eat something with quite as much yearning

I want to do exactly what the person in that video is doing. That ice looks so tactilely pleasant.

I would pull one off and pop it in my mouth like a mike and ike

Not to be too controversial but i like it when people are nice

Lucky for ypu buddy, i enjoy being kind

うおあああああああああああ 可愛くて死んだ…

honestly thought he was gonna smash the jar right there

Anastasia wasn’t a Disney movie.  Saying it is now, simply because Disney bought Fox, is creatively anachronistic.   Don Bluth didn’t fight in the animation trenches and escape the clutches of The Mouse to have his work artistically misattributed.  I’m not dying on this hill.  I’m defending this hill.  I’m killing on this hill.

We will shed blood upon this hill if it the only way to feed the foliage that grows atop it

this is what every social interaction feels like when you’re neurodivergent

i actually know abt cafe gratitude, u have to order by SAYING “i am [menu item]” it’s fucking insane

googling this to laugh at the website and finding out that one of the 5 locations of this restaurant is 10 minutes away from where i live is the most horrific feeling i’ve ever experienced.

One of the desserts is just an almond joy bar

$17 for likely under $5 worth of things in a bowl and they still ask for an extra $2 if you want some avocado in it

"dumbass twink" This is scarier than eight graders who can pinpoint your insecurities

but they're right

I hate this website

I felt a sense of foreboding as i knew what was gonna happen yet i still clicked the link

unrelatedly people are always like “lmao what was supernatural doing in superwholock” and i’ve said that myself in the past but actually no. what was SHERLOCK doing in superwholock. like i know the answer is queerbait but also like. supernatural and doctor who as sprawling sci fi behemoths lasting longer than is plausible deliberately veering into ridiculousness featuring a Heroes Breeze Into Town monster of the week format and universe-level stakes and a WHOLE lot of speculative “what if what if what if” . sandbox shows cultural curiosities. sherlock is NOTHING she’s DUST. britishness does not a similarity make

hey trans people who dont "pass" or arent out or dont experience dysphoria or dont want to transition or cant transition for whatever reason or arent "conventionally attractive" or paritally identify as your agab i see you. i love you so much. you are an incredibly important and necessary part of the trans community and your experiences with transphobia and invalidation due to your attributes or your identity or the situation you're in doesn't make you any less trans

Thank you

Yooooo, that looks so cool!

Martin Sensmeier!

What this means y’all is that this isn’t for you if you aren’t Native American :)

Beautiful.

This is some sick shit!