give Eyeshield 21 the ball !!!

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

maternity shirt that says "IM SMOKING FOR 2"

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore

And what if rap WAS only about sex, violence, and drugs... what then? Would you be justified in looking down upon it as not being "real" art? What would your justification be? Sex is immoral and taboo? Drugs should never be mentioned outside of D.A.R.E programs? Songs about violence turn children to it? Would you turn that standard to other genres as well? I know you wouldn't, I know you haven't, because it's never really been about the topics explored.

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them