unique italian stripe

I heavily fw bro

Man and beast should absolutely fuse into one perfect being

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking

what happebned

On god they were being super mean to me like they were flicking my head and shit the grey aliens were flicking my head and punching my nose and giving me noogies and shoving me and shit....

John Christopher Jones, Design Methods

@girlfriendsofthegalaxy

@crabussy for you

She should be at the club

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

i wanna do brofist when you are around

you are the best yo. my sweet smile friend bro

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties