Fake Assthetic

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

Can I say something problematic?

that one rihanna ig post with Mine’s Bigger Than Yours written in the background w the caption My dick AND my forehead! is like poetry to me

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice