as per my last straw,

i love when people throw leftist word salad at eachother. someone called me bourgeoisie for not liking the death penalty. comrade you have to know that's not what that means.

"My super power isn't actually clairvoyance. I don't see the future, I live it. Whenever I die I can Groundhog Day and wake up the previous morning in a time loop." "Why are you telling me this now?" "Because I've been stuck on today for three hundred years, our team's f*cked."

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

in paleolithic europe, gay ass neanderthals roamed the earth

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

if I was a seal I'd be slapping the fuck outta my seal body

i'd be going art art too while i'm at it