Someday this'll all Look Nice

Super cute !!!

my dash rn is just . 🥰

it has a crush on you be nice

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

you may also know Mark Vomit from such hits as "You Are Not Immune To Propaganda" (featuring Garfield)

"match my freak!" match my sweetness. match my benevolence. match my empathy. match my ability to feel emotions so deeply it tears me apart from the inside out

I didn’t think I’d need to clarify this because I’ve had this username for like a decade, but I’m a 28 year old lesbian and Neil Armstrong passed away in 2012

i can't believe neil armstrong reincarnated as a lesbian

the action this person took is bad because it's directly harmful and exploits and leverages their social capital "also they're cringe" not what I said "adults who like cartoons are always shitty" no they aren't "their artistic tastes reflect their bad morals" I don't believe that is the case "typical tenderqueer" I honestly just think you're being homophobic "mid 30s polyamorous neurospicy kinky asexual picrew icon fanfic writer" do you even care about the bad thing they did or are you just using this as an excuse to make fun of people you don't like

For the love of God. I desperately wish to stop having to defend people who annoy me.

artagan wasn't a god until jester decided he was. and then he was. do u ever think abt that. jester lavorre what are you

do u ever think about that little bloo tiefling girl. how she created one god and then killed another. simply by believing that she could. hello

and, and I cannot stress this enough, love was a major part of the equation both times,, yeah of course she loved artagan so much that he became a god yeah sure that's a fairytale we've all heard. but. she loved molly so much that lucien died. like she said "we love you so much and we want you back" at the thing that used to be her friend and it broke lucien's brain just enough that molly could overpower him and finish the job himself. do you ever think about it.

delilah "I broke the world for you" briarwood would have an aneurysm if she found out some kid on the other side of the planet is repeatedly aligning the starts on accident thru the power of love n friendship. she also very much flipped some 120yr old evil war criminal wizards world upside down just by existing near him. miss jester lavorre regularly repeatedly steps into the coldest darkest most loveless places and paints curtains. makes a window where there wasn't one before. lets the light in. i love her.

video game where the length of your health bar is your total hp, but the thickness of your health bar is based on your defense, so to figure out your overall survivability you calculate the total area

Min maxed my shit and now my heath bar covers my entire screen

@snailandwellmet I don't know why I thought of you, but I thought of you

Okay- but this is leaving out the fact that Jeff Fowler literally hand delivered a 24k gold leaf embossed copy of the script to Carrey that's worth at least $100,000, because of that gold ink script comment.