Today is The Day™

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

the first sondheim song i fell in love with was johanna quartet but the only lyrics i could remember were “city on fire” and this was in early internet days so i went on napster to try to find it and downloaded city on fire from sweeney todd and i was like “this isn’t it”

wishing all outdoor workers, delivery drivers, people who have to walk to work, bus riders, etc a very Don't die in this heat

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

no idea what this means

lemon lime spine

RIP Sierra Mist you would have loved to be cerebrospinal fluid

my therapist once said 'not everyone deserves to have access of all of you" and I really resonate with that

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.