deet !

this is my official confirmation that i am seeking to become the foremost brandt clarke scholar watch dis space

got my quarterly reminder that blorbina is 6’2 and 200 lbs this is personally fake news to me as spiritually brandt clarke gives green bean

thinking abt baby bc92 getting called up and being sososo excited but worried bc what if he gets lost or stuck in traffic on the way to games and evil coach gets mad at him!! and then what if he dresses wrong or people make fun of his hairline or think he’s bad at hockey. so kopi offers to drive him to a few games until he gets a feel for la to help the new rookie out and give him advice and he preaches the value of consistency. so brandt takes this to mean that he should never change up anything if it makes him feel slightly less anxious going into games. so instead of him driving himself he makes kopi pick him up at the same time and he wears the same variation of the same outfit and his same comfort hat every single game. and then hes doing okay, even good(!!!!), despite having an evil coach who metaphorically beats the giggles out of him. but then evil hiller gets fired and kopi is leaving and all he has is his dumb hat

i miss blarkie; imagine if the kings were still in the playoffs rn his beard would be so nothing and gross and hed still be out there carrying

u guys are so blessed i do not unleash my drafts on the world