Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!

hey, hey, don’t cry. seals are recolonizing the tidal zone of the Thames River in London, okay?

Witness description of the suspect…

to every girl whos blod, i mean blog, ive been a part of. thank you. and the virus is spreading. and the tigermen are spreading.

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them

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The Hamburglar is a reunion of terms

@lesserknownwaifus

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

Interactive and fun!!!!

i cannot kill myself because there is music

Cooking your produce is a way to protect yourself from cyclospora fyi