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Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

10/10 post bringing it back for 2026

a good juicy sweet seedless watermelon will literally lay you down after a romantic evening together and gently spread your legs and finger and eat your pussy and make you shake and moan and cum in under a minute

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don't want some scroll bar so discreet I can't even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service