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We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

catherine might be the first game changer player who understood the assignment, immediately failed the assignment, figured out the assignment better, told everyone else the assignment, and then failed multiple times cause she truly cannot describe pictures (or name songs). player of all time. i love seeing someone who clearly gets and loves game changer and is just plain bad at games. representation for all of us.

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

the app crashed three times trying to reblog this post

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

Tattoo this on my FUCKING FOREHEAD so I don't even have to have this conversation

Tattoo this on my FUCKING FOREHEAD so I don't even have to have this conversation

Tattoo this on my FUCKING FOREHEAD so I don't even have to have this conversation

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

okay even assuming your unborn child can hear you fucking. it's like having sex in front of your stuffed animals or your dog, dude. they have absolutely no understand of what is going on. they don't give a shit. at no point is any person who has ever or will ever be born going to go "oooooh man I think hearing my parents fuck while I was in utero really fucked me up actually" that's not how anything works. they're too busy going "mmm yummy amniotic fluid" they do not know or care that sex is happening

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it