she groan on my tube till I eeaaauuuuuuuu

I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

What the fuck! Op must have been a prim and proper maid getting humped by a bratty perverted princess when she said this

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

its loveslop. you only like me because youve formed an emotional bond over time.