she groan on my tube till I eeaaauuuuuuuu

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

but we all love Wilfred

we all love Wilfred

I would kill for Wilfred

ANNOYING HIM

@canisalbus

in case folk outside the UK aren't abreast of our news, the British press just hounded a black academic to death

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

some days i feel overwhelming grief for the fact that i never got to be a teenaged girl

Reinforcing gender roles by being girl and knowing how to cook. Sorry gamers

Breaking gender roles by burning mac and cheese so badly it turns into asphalt

This is how we achieve feminism. The more mac and cheese you burn the more feminist you are

You are not a People Pleaser your lack of boundaries are not a virtue and one day you are going to boil over and lash out at your loved ones who had no idea they were hurting you because you never told them

Your lack of boundaries are not a virtue 🗣🗣🗣

The person in my notes telling me to "have compassion for traumatized people" is exhibiting the exact behavior I'm talking about re: (not) taking responsibility for your own communication so I think this type of person Does need to hear Hard Truths, actually. Something being a trauma response doesn't exempt it from harming your relationships & the people in them. Enabling it won't help anything cause ultimately you still have to do the work on yourself and use your fucking words

Ok? Ok. Now everyone else in my notes saying some variation on "yeah this is me I'm working on it" I'm giving you a sticker

jealous of the way girls are shaped

god. i feel miserable

hi chat i passed out for 6 hours and now I'm fixing my pc so i don't have to deal with fucking Linux anymore

love when i see something for me #mebait

so guilty of saying "yeah no" and "no yeah"

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die