Its Almost HALLOWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS

THIS

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

it is funny to me that female npcs keep trying to be sexy at carl, who is 100% asexual even if both he and matt won’t admit it, yet not a single one has thought to take advantage of his mommy issues. you only need one older woman to give him a hug and tell him it’s not his fault and he would, at very least, hear them out. literally the milk approach, if milk wasn’t a perfect wonderful darling angel who deserves the world. eris, you fucked up you picked the wrong kind of milf if you’d come at carl with mom vibes you would have GOT him

Love aroace Carl headcanons, but also, even if he's not? I really appreciate a male character whose mind just. Never goes there. This man is 100% focused on surviving a hellscape dungeon and having a single (1) horny thought in the entire series turns out to be an Extremely Alarming sign of him being mind controlled

The age of writing DUMP HIM in the women's restroom stall is out, the age of writing TRY TESTOSTERONE in the women's restroom stall is in

the daniel that couldnt be damned

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate