I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

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I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

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I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that I’m right in the middle of what I used to look forward to
I feel like we need to understand this as a community, we dont talk about this enough
book: “she has naturally red hair”
screen adaptation:
book: “she has naturally curly hair”
screen adaptation:
book: “red hair, freckles”
screen adaptation:
Book: “she was black”
Movie adaptation:
Book: she was a lesbian
Screen adaptation:
Book: “…he asked calmly.”
Movie:
Book: “she was plain and not very attractive”
Film:
Book : She was …
Film:
None of the images will load but I know exactly what they all look like
Book: She had a massive grotesque scar that covered her whole face
Film:

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I love the weirdly specific rules that go with answering a riddle. Like, “I Have Two Eyes But I Cannot See: What Am I?” And the answer’s supposed to be the word ‘iridescent’ because ‘two *i*’s’ right, but like. Why can’t the answer be like… A guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing a blindfold. My uncle’s dog. Like why does it gotta be deep
“I have a face but no eyes lips or nose, what am I?” Slenderman. Next
It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it? A dog with a muscular disease.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? Snake.
What disappears when you say it’s name? my brother when it’s his turn to get the trash
I think you have missed the meaning of the riddles
Listen. Listen if I’m trapped between a wall of sentient fire and a goblin mage who will only reveal the one true path across the forbidden glade if I answer his riddles three, I’m not going to waste time struggling for the answer with the deepest life lesson. I’m gonna pick an answer that fits the criteria and I’m gonna stick with it. “A poor man has it and a rich man needs it” it’s a flashlight. They’re in a cave. The poor man is a tour guide. Next Question before my ass burns off, Por Favour
This is the real way how ravenclaws get into their rooms
The secret to the ravenclaw riddles is that you don’t actually need to know “the answer”, you just need to be able to defend the answer you give.
that’s the definition of being an English major
The result of the Ravenclaw common room door is a House full of students who can make up bullshit on the spot and defend it to the death using only three braincells and a complete absence of fucks, and the resulting agony this produces in the teachers is PRECISELY what Rowena Ravenclaw wanted.
i’m not usually that into HP houses and stuff, but damn if this isn’t exactly me. Like, on long walks as a teen, I would occupy myself by imagining a wish I could make out loud that no trickster genie could corrupt, and, whenever I thought I had found one, it was my turn to be the genie, and double down on finding a way to fulfill it to opposite effect
The secret to the ravenclaw riddles is that you don’t actually need to know “the answer”, you just need to be able to defend the answer you give.
also the secret to being a lawyer
“It’s just that sometimes people use thoughts to not participate in life.”
— The Perks of Being a Wallflower (Stephen Chbosky)
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
i fucking love this website
half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

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*Perfect couple.
Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.
(via inner)
I cannot believe

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sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at its finest