paulapattata!

They hate him for his autistic swagger and also the time he killed two people and injured more.

i would like everyone to know this is the scene where spongebobs burger absolutely kicks king neptunes ass

the very first night feels very fruity 🍓🍒🍎 like we broke the status quo that's 🍓🍒🍎 and no one knows that's like 💅 and polaroid pictures are just 🌈

because she is exiled in the fourth act and dies by the knife ;)

taylor went and made a whole feature film out of this relationship everyone’s assumed she had with jake gyllenhaal and she starts it with the lines “are you real? i dunno i just feel like maybe i made you up” and nobodys batting a fucking eye i am absolutely losing it!!

cellars. obviously.

Can't. The cellar is full of Amontillado.

Is it really, though? Maybe we should just go check.