Set Fire to the Sky

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

remember when this site had the funnymen. the tumblr funnymen. there was that bald guy

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

GOD i just remembered today at work we had to come up w names for the book carts for the new software we’re integrating and one of my coworkers was like “cant we just number them?” and i went “yeah, but wheres your fucking whimsy, man?” and he was so absolutely floored by that response. could not form an answer. the whimsy, my dude. you cannot forget your whimsy

this is the best addition to this post so far and in its honor i will share my favorite book cart name from my library system which is Rick Rolling, complete with QR code to Never Gonna Give You Up

my hands hurt

For the love of GOD turn the volume on

every day someone thinks of an art form no one did before

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind