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arimesi

these last months of school have been rly stressful for me and the guilt of doing personal works have left me unable to finish let alone post even wips of them but i’m slowly relearning out of that,, started yesterday working on another asra piece because he is my destresser lol

#the arcana

alivingtypo

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

today-till-tomorrow

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

captain-price-returns

shithowdy

[The Sun]

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clowncarpool

gf got me new posca markers for christmas, so i drew her brother’s cat. her name’s engine bc they found her in a car engine.

clowncarpool

engine update:

biglawbear

I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"

christaaah

this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file

biglawbear

I take it back whatever you have going on is way worse than what I was dealing with holy shit

tlatollotl

Archaeologists have identified what is believed to be one of the oldest known representations of the mythical Maya hero Juun Ajaw in a mural

koopytron

I'm 400k words deep into my current fanfic and it's for a ship where I am the single-paddling kayaker (AKA, no one else ships it and maybe never will). I figured that people might show up and like it well enough, but I also believed that I would not get much more than a handful of kudos and less than ten comments. I understand it's a huge commitment to read something about— *checks notes* five normal books long (oh god) featuring a pairing no one else had brought up before. I knew no one shared my vision.

That is, until I gained a dedicated reader, who, without fail, visits every new chapter with extreme furor and excitement. It makes my day every single time seeing that little "(1)" next to my inbox. I was losing motivation to post updates until she showed up somewhere around chapter 35 like a lighthouse in the middle of a raging seastorm. My fic has 70+ comments now, and they are mainly just me and her for the most part.

This gif is how I feel when I'm editing now. The fic is for her... Only 12 chapters left... We're going to finish this journey.

If there is an on-going longfic you're reading right now, please leave a comment telling the author how much you are enjoying it! I promise it will make their day!

roscolux

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

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sillyimage

x

i-suggest-poly

I have a suggestion

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I also have a suggestion

i-suggest-poly

I think I'm in love with you

marj4rine

Arcana Yokai AU!

Asra is inari/kitsune, Julian is a red demon/oni, and Nadia is The Moon Goddess! not rlly yokai au bcs nadia is a god but anw

Julian wearing his mask is under the cut uwu

Keep reading

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creekfiend

i think a lot of what drives defaulting to "guy" for me when making jokes is there simply are not words like "person" that are funny. guy is SO FUNNY. like sometimes "human" hits the same way but not often!!! guy invokes a slightly different connotation than the more technically gender neutral alternatives in jokes like "humans think everything is a guy." it doesn't feel accurate to say humans think everything is a person. we certainly do not think everything is humans. but we do think everything is a guy. and what is the distinction there? to me "guy" kind of implies a Type, as well as sort of indicating that someone is an Entity With Personhood Of Some Sort that may not necessarily line up with like... actual personhood. when I was a kid, I called my toys that were people or animals or otherwise things that could be ascribed a personality "guys," like "oh I have to go gather up my guys to take to my friend's house with me," and this still feels like the most appropriate word for this to me. that bag full of plastic lions and flocked woodland creature dolls and barbies and beanie babies is a bag full of Guys. my guys are in there. hashtagmyguys

myopinionisimportant

I feel like this works well with its etymology, since it came from Guy Fawkes effigies before being broadened, so while a person is an actual person, a guy is anything that's like...person-ish. Roughly (maybe very roughly) person-shaped.

creekfiend

yes yes yes!!! that's absolutely the linguistic niche it occupies

animalphotorefs

Photos of the Day: an encounter with an oscellated eagle ray

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owlet

you need to get it out of your mind that psychosomatic illness is just “making up symptoms” when it’s actually much more like your body is being actively poisoned by chemicals released from your brain

owlet

if you’re so stressed that you’re puking your guts up every morning, are unable to eat or keep anything down, you can’t look at light without feeling infinitely worse and feel exhausted and in pain all the time (or whatever your particular stress induced symptom set is) you’re not just feeling like that because you’ve willed it into being. your body is begging for relief from the constant barrage of stress hormones and it requires the fundamental source of stress to go away, not just distracting yourself from the symptoms

just because the root is psychological doesn’t mean the result isn’t an entirely physical process.

headspace-hotel

This and also "your body is desperately trying to alert you to the fact that stress is killing you"

katherynefromphilly

Doctor, looking at my neck x-ray: “The muscles of your neck are in such spasm right now that your spine has lost its curve. No wonder you’re in such pain. What the heck did you do to yourself?”

Me: “I work on a computer all day.”

Doctor: “Ah. That will do it. Right, so here’s a script for anti-inflammatories and a muscle relaxer. Also try hot and cold on it, 15 minutes each, and then gentle movements between each round. You’ll feel better in about a week.”

Me: “In a week I’m still going to need to work on the computer.”

Doctor: “And here’s also a script for 6 months of Physical Therapy.”

Me: “In 6 months I’m still going to need to work at a computer.”

Doctor: “And take breaks and do stretches between meetings?”

Me: “They book me in back to back meetings where I work. I eat lunch at my computer. I have to excuse myself to go pee.”

Doctor: “…”

Me: “…”

Doctor: “Um… it sounds like this job is actually, literally, killing you? Can you possibly work someplace else?” *

———

*note: It wasn’t said as flippant advice, and the doctor was 100%. right. After I got a different job — which took a WHILE — it was in a different corporate culture, one that didn’t believe in filling the day with meetings. I was able to do the stretches I was supposed to do, and also walk at lunch, and my neck is much better now. Not everyone has this choice. But maybe, if your job is killing you too, start thinking about an escape plan. Your body will eventually turn you into a pretzel otherwise. Nothing psychosomatic about that.

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ryebreadgf

oh I know her well we went to 2014 together

dykecinema

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

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