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There was a time when making a joke about double penetration by way of hermetic principle woulda done numbers on this website.
Tough crowd.
van gogh wasn't appreciated in his time either
Op, I'm sorry, but you sext like a homestuck character
How fucking dare you.
Normal notification to get at 2am
why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath
mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything
insane fucking slogan
Every part of that sign is GOLD. Fucking Orc-ass name. The sword as their logo, and the Gs make it look good! Their slogan is just one part of an awesome whole
*logs onto tumblr* I wonder what the people who don't leave the house are saying about sex today
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clearly some of you have not been to the labyrinth of pestilence deep beneath kentucky
alright so when I was a teenager I went to this bug-themed summer camp for socially stunted nerds and on the way back from it I visited the university of kentucky. I met with an entomologist there and while we were touring the department he asked "wanna see something cool?" so he took me down an elevator to what must've been a sub-sub-sub basement on a card-access only floor, and after turning several more corners we went through two sets of (I'm not even exaggerating) 12-inch thick doors, opening onto one long as fuck corridor. each side of this hallway was lined with about 50 refrigerators. and each and every single one of these refrigerators was filled with hundreds of thousands. of live. bedbugs. the very reasonable explanation for this was that they were doing research on insecticides and needed to test them on real samples, but they could not under any circumstances allow them to escape, so they had to be kept under area 51 levels of overkill containment. but reasonable or not that was very much not what I anticipated seeing that day. so yeah. I decided after that I did not want to become an entomologist
absolutely baffled to get to the end of that story and hear you decide NOT to be an entomologist but possibly that's the entomologist in me speaking
as this breaches containment it is vital to me that The People know my problem with the bedbug labyrinth was NOT the bedbugs. that was obviously sick as fuck. the problem was it dawning on me how much entomology research is anti-bug instead of pro bug. weird girl equivalent of realizing how much time veterinarians spend putting down dogs
if someone says "wanna see something cool?" and then takes you to a secret underground lair, basically anything is on the table at that point. millions of bugs? sure. why not. we're already in a scene from a Connery-era Bond film let's go all in
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my discord group chat is lovely and I really appreciate their habit of spoiler-tagging any relevant plot points of books they find interesting in case the rest of us want to read it.
however i did wake up to an extensively spoiler-tagged discussion of the untranslated Code of Hammurabi and guys i think this has gone too far.
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HOW could i forget this classic
Starting off my challenge to make 1 zine every week until march, it’s some of my favourite baby birds!
I’m doing this challenge to try to kick my habit of overthinking and never starting stuff, though I will admit I’m posting this now on my self-appointed deadline day because I spent the whole week overthinking, gotta start somewhere I guess. Once I forced myself to just sit down and just start drawing it only took me an hour which makes me feel a bit silly
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Hey. If you have older Asian relatives and they told you to eat 粥 when you’re sick, they’re right and you should.
Let me change your life real quick.
Take 1/4 cup rice and 1/4 cup water, put them in a freezer safe container, and freeze them. Short or medium grain rice is better
When you’re feeling sick, take the frozen rice out, put it in a pot with 1.5 cups of water. Add a dash of neutral cooking oil, 1/2 tsp powdered ginger, and 1/4 tsp salt. Throw in a pinch or two of white pepper if you have it. Bring to a boil.
Now chop up one or two preserved eggs, and add them to the boiling rice.
Do not skip this step! I’m serious. Even if you never eat preserved eggs, get some to have on hand for this recipe. They are shelf stable and last basically forever. Even if you only ever eat a single one at a time, and only in this, and only when you are sick, they are worth having in your pantry.
Boil the rice for 15-20 min total.
That’s it. Top with whatever you want – scallions are classic, those fried onion things you can use in a green bean casserole are good. People will sometimes add meat floss, or a fried egg, or pickled vegetables. But honestly when you’re sick, just plain is the way to go.
The keys here are the powdered ginger, the preserved eggs, and the rice itself. Broken-up rice is easier to digest, and soup helps you keep hydrated – this is why chicken soup is such a classic. Ginger is known to have anti-nausea properties and may be somewhat anti-inflammatory as well. And preserved eggs, crucially, are somewhat basic, due to the alkaline process that is used to preserve them. They are the closest thing to a food equivalent of Alka-Seltzer, legitimately, and I promise that adding them makes a huge difference, even if you don’t much care for them.
Anyway go forth and make 粥, it’s good and it’s good for you.
