Procrastination Enabler

revivaldi

Back for a fifth season

Everything I know about colour theory I learned from this hellsite (ie I know nothing about colour theory), but this soothes me.

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

this may be my age showing but I am a passionate supporter of wires. earbuds? put a leash on those things. wireless keyboard? no, it needs to hold hands with the computer. the ps5 controller I forgot to charge has the staying power of a wealthy nonagenarian with a much younger wife and 14 life insurance policies, but the controller plugged into my pc? that baby will outlive my bloodline. my ethernet cable is like a son to me.

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

I get so many chores done when I have a research paper imminently due.

I literally just started pulling the screen out of one of my windows so i could windex the dirty glass that I've been ignoring for months and had to stop myself and pointedly go back to my computer.

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inherently selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work