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"ooh i wonder what happens in the locked tomb" i say before i read the locked tomb

"ooh i wonder what happens in the locked tomb" i say after having read the locked tomb

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OH wait wait wait the locked tomb's blood wards can only be disarmed with Jod's blood, and 10-year-old Harrow had Gideon's skin (and presumably blood) beneath her nails after their brawl and that's why the wards were so easy for her to solve and Jod was so dismissive of her making it through ohHH

#love the locked tomb it makes me feel so smart and so so dumb #was this obvious the whole time? maybe. but the plot is a puzzle and im a slow puzzler LET ME COOK!!! SLOWLY!!!#i still have to read nona okay im behind #coming back ten minutes later: oh yeah this was obvious the whole time it's spelled out in the wiki for the dios apate plot 😭😭#the locked tomb #tlt spoilers #harrow the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers

the-lonely-crow

made the fatal mistake of relistening to the penumbra podcast and now they are all i ever want to think about forever

they should invent a "turning in a paper" that doesn't make me feel like im being hunted for sport

#yes i am very confident in my writing ability and knowledge on this content and the work I produced #but get this: what if i completely misunderstood and the professor beats me to death

teh-nos

this fic is so good i hope i write it

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Is this how it happened?

#oh harrowhark #my diy lobotomy queen #yessss cannibalize the soul of your homoerotic worstie but purposefully fuck it up so she will never be fully digested #no one is doing it like you <3 #my love your secondhand unreliable narration enchants me #is it the schizophrenia or the partially digested soul or the diy lobotomy or the haunting or the other haunting or the fact you haven't #slept in six days or being trapped with an unkillable housemate doing his best to murder you while your literal god stands by with a shrug #the world will never know and i never want them to #art from the ally #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow the ninth #tlt spoilers #gideon the ninth spoilers #harrow the ninth spoilers #the locked tomb

raccoonmilf

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

maezanilla

Our most beloved Reverend Daughter 💀

and a very merry fuck you to Kroger! I loathe my local grocery chain with every cell in my body but buying it out is crossing a line

#Kroger and their stupid e-displays for dynamic pricing and can go suck a dick #YES my chain is predatory and insanely expensive and I hate it so unspeakably much #I want to see its metaphorical blood run in the street #But my own blood will be spilt and my body worn through before I shop somewhere that does facial recognition for ads

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#I wrote and posted my first official one about 11 years ago #But if we want to get technical about it my friend and I were passing back and forth a spiral notebook #of our Rainbow Magic OCs getting into shenanigans 19 years ago in Ye Old Elementary School #and I had a bunch of personal notebooks in between that never saw the light of day #I wish I kept them I want to read my cringy OCs

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Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

#Ref

litepla

Gideon the Ninth, first flower of my House.

drawerbread

starting the year right with my faves

drawerbread

don't turn around (please turn around)

ethanmaldridge

"The America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."

-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

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f4g4um

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

gotta love the immediate irony of an uncle turning on “patriotic music” and the first song being Born in the USA

#ah yes the alienation of a vet after being chewed up and spit out and abandoned by the country they committed atrocities to serve #In song form

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