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gotta love the immediate irony of an uncle turning on “patriotic music” and the first song being Born in the USA

#ah yes the alienation of a vet after being chewed up and spit out and abandoned by the country they committed atrocities to serve #In song form

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simplyghosting

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

ryan-sometimes

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

mankillercalledbunny

Not to bring the serious to a very fun post, but this reaction is exactly what Mamdani is working for with his image, because in a very real way the most effective way for him to be The Mayor is if he looks like The Mayor.

This is a man who is VIOLENTLY aware that when it comes to conservatives, he is a Muslim first, a Brown Man second, an Immigrant third, a Socialist fourth, and a human a very distant fifth, if considered at all. He was also a young adult during the Obama Years and will have seen Republicans rip Obama to shreds for wearing a tan suit instead of a dark one and use literally ANY excuse they could to try and degrade his image.

Despite the fact that a mayor who wears a T-shirt and jeans might "seem more approachable" in the eyes of the average American, Zohran Mamdani knows that someone with his profile fundamentally cannot get away with that the way his White colleagues can. He has instead put in the effort to look professional and BE approachable, because not only does it make it easier for him to reach and represent his constituents, it forces everyone, including both his opponents and establishment Democrats, to engage with the work he is doing instead of judging his image. The fact that he is always seen in a suit and is recognisably The Mayor is, while also something he has fun with, a deliberate choice to ensure he is as inarguably A Professional Politician To Be Taken Seriously. The added humour of e.g. the hi-vis is a bonus, only achievable because he works so hard to Look Like The Mayor.

mankillercalledbunny

Adding these tags from @haunted-stranger-garden bc they illustrate this brilliantly

doinkdoinkdonk

via callingallcaptains on instagram

#Diga. Diga. Digadiga digadiga. Chut. Digada. Chutdiga chutdiga.#Lone. Star. Percussion. We speak drums! WGI percussion folks do you remember that ad. It has lived in my head for a full decade

nextchapter

louis narrates like he's in the great gatsby. armand narrates like he's in rebecca. lestat narrates like he's in katy perry's hot n cold (2008)

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dankxsinatra

Where's his Oscar?

mini-wrants

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

loveridden1999

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

#M**********. To me.#the two people who follow me & are from my hometown get it

xylocopae

starting a collection

lestatrocks

louis smiling and confirming to regina that hes gay is so funny to me.... no no i didnt want SEX oh god, you mustve thought i was so creepy haha. Noooo omg i want you to act like my dead vampire daughter who was also a stand in for my humam sister who died believing me to be a monster. which i am.

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blackshvck

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

lcdspideysystem

it suuuuucks that tony died in endgame bc he rlly never got to say one actual word to peter after he came back and I think he would've acted SO weird around him and I feel robbed of that

lcdspideysystem

like imagine ur peter and ur boss/mentor/???, who has already crossed so many boundaries pre your literally dying in his arms sobbing for help, has spent the last five years trying to emotionally recover from that incident, and also immortalizing you in his head as a forever 16 year old in need of rescue, AND likely hasn't spoken to anyone within striking distance of your age besides his 5 year old daughter in that time, and also invented time travel because he couldn't live with the massive burden of guilt that you getting pretty horrifically killed on his watch placed on his psyche. I would leave new york soooo fast I would get a new name a new social security number

elgreytea

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

#House of leaves #Physical book #and a damn scavenger hunt of one at that

lobtwo

Hehe gamby

bebx

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lost-my-gender-in-the-war

I love how horrifying it must be to be a speedster

No other superhero really shows the body horror and cosmic horror the same way speedsters do

Also, other heroes don’t seem to notice how serious it is, because these are the silly “my power is run fast” guys

fellaorg

I don't know if this is the case for other speedsters but for Bart his powers are portrayed as a disability quite often

doriangraysrockcollection

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

doriangraysrockcollection

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

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