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If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

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Our most beloved Reverend Daughter 💀

and a very merry fuck you to Kroger! I loathe my local grocery chain with every cell in my body but buying it out is crossing a line

#Kroger and their stupid e-displays for dynamic pricing and can go suck a dick #YES my chain is predatory and insanely expensive and I hate it so unspeakably much #I want to see its metaphorical blood run in the street #But my own blood will be spilt and my body worn through before I shop somewhere that does facial recognition for ads

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#I wrote and posted my first official one about 11 years ago #But if we want to get technical about it my friend and I were passing back and forth a spiral notebook #of our Rainbow Magic OCs getting into shenanigans 19 years ago in Ye Old Elementary School #and I had a bunch of personal notebooks in between that never saw the light of day #I wish I kept them I want to read my cringy OCs

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Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

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Gideon the Ninth, first flower of my House.

drawerbread

starting the year right with my faves

drawerbread

don't turn around (please turn around)

ethanmaldridge

"The America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."

-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

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hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

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gotta love the immediate irony of an uncle turning on “patriotic music” and the first song being Born in the USA

#ah yes the alienation of a vet after being chewed up and spit out and abandoned by the country they committed atrocities to serve #In song form

simplyghosting

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

ryan-sometimes

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

mankillercalledbunny

Not to bring the serious to a very fun post, but this reaction is exactly what Mamdani is working for with his image, because in a very real way the most effective way for him to be The Mayor is if he looks like The Mayor.

This is a man who is VIOLENTLY aware that when it comes to conservatives, he is a Muslim first, a Brown Man second, an Immigrant third, a Socialist fourth, and a human a very distant fifth, if considered at all. He was also a young adult during the Obama Years and will have seen Republicans rip Obama to shreds for wearing a tan suit instead of a dark one and use literally ANY excuse they could to try and degrade his image.

Despite the fact that a mayor who wears a T-shirt and jeans might "seem more approachable" in the eyes of the average American, Zohran Mamdani knows that someone with his profile fundamentally cannot get away with that the way his White colleagues can. He has instead put in the effort to look professional and BE approachable, because not only does it make it easier for him to reach and represent his constituents, it forces everyone, including both his opponents and establishment Democrats, to engage with the work he is doing instead of judging his image. The fact that he is always seen in a suit and is recognisably The Mayor is, while also something he has fun with, a deliberate choice to ensure he is as inarguably A Professional Politician To Be Taken Seriously. The added humour of e.g. the hi-vis is a bonus, only achievable because he works so hard to Look Like The Mayor.

mankillercalledbunny

Adding these tags from @haunted-stranger-garden bc they illustrate this brilliantly

doinkdoinkdonk

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#Diga. Diga. Digadiga digadiga. Chut. Digada. Chutdiga chutdiga.#Lone. Star. Percussion. We speak drums! WGI percussion folks do you remember that ad. It has lived in my head for a full decade

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louis narrates like he's in the great gatsby. armand narrates like he's in rebecca. lestat narrates like he's in katy perry's hot n cold (2008)

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Where's his Oscar?

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Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

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